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[Welcome to our second annual "SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT PORTLAND" issue! Read it online here, or if you like physical, paper-y things, you can find it in more than 50 locations all around the city!—eds]
What better cheerleaders could Portland ask for than drag artists? They gossip, they make out with guys in letterman jackets behind dumpsters, and they amp everyone up with their pep, musicality, and choreography, right when the home team looks down for the count.Ā
These artists show up night after night, as many have for the past decade or longer. Some will be remembered for their looks, for the ways they interpret music, for their comedy, or their consistently fresh routines. Itās tempting to say āand some will be remembered for none of these things,ā but the honest truth is they work toward and realize this cityās dream: to be such a self-actualized weirdo that one can walk in the door and get handed money by strangers.
This article could easily turn into a book, considering how many high caliber drag talents Portland has, but we have to start somewhere. If you donāt already know these performers, get familiar: Ā
Alexis Campbell Starr
Alexis Campbell Starrās voice is rich with the diction and conviction of a saved womanāwho might eat from the offering plate. But this reigning Rose Empress doesnāt reach for easy Christian jokes, instead using proper church vocabulary to humorously address the congregated apostles and apostates. Campbell Starr regularly advocates and fundraises for HIV research and patient support. A resident cast member of Darcelle XV Showplace, Campbell Starr often performs stirring gospel hymns in her repertoire of secular pop and R&B songsābut her reads will get you right with Jesus. Campbell Starr is so charismatic, itās a wonder RuPaul hasnāt found her yet.Ā
Alexis performs regularly at Darcelle XV Showplace, 208 NW 3rd
Valerie DeVille
Poison Waters recently said you donāt have a roast if Valerie DeVille isnāt on your dais. DeVille wears barbs like badges of honor, proudly answering to āhomewrecking whoreā and ārotted bitch.ā The sour-faced sweetheart models herself after toxic but iconic stage moms (like Patsy Ramsey and Danielle Staub), and stands out in the pantheon of Cruella wig wearersāfrom Manilla Luzon and Porcelain Black to Nicki Minaj and Emma Stoneāfor her moxie and clownish physicality. But unlike that Disney villain, DeVille has a soft spot for animals, and once starred in a pet adoption billboard campaign, cuddling a puppy and sneering at traffic.
Valerie performs regularly around town, and hosts Drag Queen Paint Party at Bottle & Bottega, 1406 SW Broadway
Diva Dott
Diva Dott studied closely under her drag mother, the late artist Patrick Buckmaster, to become one of Portlandās most delightfully deranged drag artists. Dott hosts and performs in revues featuring casts with all body types, gender expressions, and kink tolerance. Next to nothing disgusts her, and next to nothing is outside her imagination. Over the past decade, Dott has honed her out-there pop culture references and year-round punk hooker aesthetic to stand out on her own. On her journey from club kid to leading event producer, Dott has become known and highly regarded as a filthy, nasty gal with a heart of gold.Ā
Diva regularly performs at CC Slaughters (219 NW Davis) and Back2Earth (3536 NE MLK Blvd)
Jocelyn Knobs
Drag queens from your favorite reality contests call Portlandās Jocelyn Knobs whenever they need a truly over-the-top costume. Knobs has designed playful, imaginative, and rhinestone encrusted looks for RuPaulās Drag Race contestants Lala Ri, Kornbread āThe Snackā JetĆ©, and Irene Dubois, as well as Drag Latinaās Queen Andrew Scott. Despite her brushes with fame, Knobsā costumes are still affordable for many Portland queens, and sheās polished her craft considerably since 2018, which is no shade by any means. Who knows how much longer itāll be before sheās ready for a close-up of her own?Ā
Jocelyn regularly performs at the Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton)
Max Little & Mars
Performing and producing duo Max Little and Mars have hosted drag shows featuring drag kings, trans, and nonbinary artists, as well as proudly self-styled monsters and ādrag thingsā for nearly a decade. The duoās shows can be simple as spotlighting ā90s hunks, or as high concept as exploring our solar system, planet-by-planet. Above all else, theyāre fun. Max and Mars also collaborate offstage. They commemorated one of their first revues in their documentary Goodbye Haute Glue (2021), as well as performed in their experimental variety web series, Magic Night at the Trans Bar!, an unapologetically queer (trans and weird) take on Tim & Ericās absurdist humor.
Max & Mars perform regularly at Black Water Bar, 835 NE Broadway