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THE TRASH REPORT: Presidential Politics, Salacious Singers, and the Importance of Nasal Health
This week's hottest gossip (courtesy of the author's leaking brain juice).
THE TRASH REPORT: But Make It Art
In this very special artsy edition, we discuss Killer Mike at the Portland Symphony, the new PDX airport ceiling, and the first-ever Portland Weird Fest.
THE TRASH REPORT: Winona Ryder and Good Guys, Meghan McCain and Bad Hair
All the week's gossip—and a peck on the forehead from Jeff Bridges.
THE TRASH REPORT: Trash, But Make It Art
Put on your monocles, trash pandas—and gaze upon this priceless piece of GOSSIP.
THE TRASH REPORT: Private Planes and Film Festival Pains
Let's go, trash lovers! It's time for your H-O-T-T-Ohhhhh-G-O gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: "Whatever Makes Sense" DOES Make Sense! Plus Nostalgia and Frogs.
Slip on those rubber gloves... it's time to dig deep into the gossip dumpster.
THE TRASH REPORT: Dad Edition! Divorces, New Couples, and New (Proposed) Olympic Sports
Calling all Trash Pandas! Let's dip our paws into this week's trashiest gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: Flag Girlies, Cheese Girlies, and Men Being Veep-y
Get ready to dive into an Olympic-size pool of hot gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Beyonce's with Harris, Celine's in Paris
Let's read some gold medal award-winning TRASH, shall we?
THE TRASH REPORT: Biden is Out, Kamala is In, and Britney is Confusing
Step aside, old gossip! Here's a brand new can of steamin' hot trash.
THE TRASH REPORT: Too Much is Happening! This Sucks!!
Get ready for an overwhelming can of the week's hottest trash!
THE TRASH REPORT: Brawls, Body Parts, and Catastrophic... Something
The gossip is heating up... so it's time to take out the trash.
THE TRASH REPORT: Yikes Times 3, Kevin Costner Wishes, and Fat Cats Rejecting your Gender Binary
It's time for a heaping helping of the week's trashiest gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Isn't Everything, In Some Way, Going to Ruin the Tour?
Pack your things, we're heading into the dark heart of the hottest gossip of the week.
THE TRASH REPORT: Sequels on Sequels on Sequels! Also: Danglin'.
The funniest, trashiest gossip of the week... which you will laugh at, okay?
THE TRASH REPORT: Pride Edition
Target Is Canonically Gay! Did the Founding Fathers Kiss Dudes?
THE TRASH REPORT: Commence Tiny Bitch Summer!
Line up for your bowl of the week's hottest (and trashiest) gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Trump's Tacky Conviction, ScarJo's Miscalculation, and To Be Chosen by a Bat
Look out, summer... here comes a hot pile of steaming, gossip-y garbage.
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