Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.

Recent Articles

The Trash Report Feb 26 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Am I a Moon? Because I Want to Rotate Around Your Celestial Body! (And Other News.)

Time to blast off with another edition of the trashiest gossip of the week!

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The Trash Report Feb 12 10:11 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Monday Morning Quarterbacking (Gossip Edition)

Your weekly waste receptacle for the latest smelly gossip.

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The Trash Report Jan 15 9:45 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Weather, Water, and What Did She Say??

Warm up with this blazing can of flaming, gossip-y trash.

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The Trash Report Jan 8 9:56 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Airplanes Aren't Cute but Your Boyfriend Could Be

New year, new trash—let's dig in to the week's hottest gossip.

The Trash Report Dec 26 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: The Best Trash of 2023!

Let's dig into 2023's trash can to find the best gossip-y garbage of the year!

The Trash Report Dec 18 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Royal Fingers, Chalamet's Charm, and Dakota Johnson vs. Penguins

Toot-Toot! All aboard the gossip train for a tour of this week's hottest garbage.

The Trash Report Dec 11 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Bad and Better Billionaires, Connor Roy v. Pizza, and Relationship-a-palooza!

Let's go, trash pandas! It's time for the week's stinkiest gossip!

The Trash Report Nov 27 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: School is Back, Beyonce's Here, Cher Came to Party, and Hall Still Loves Oates

Rubber gloves on—it's time to dig through this week's most garbage-y gossip.

The Trash Report Nov 20 9:58 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Old Influencers, Old Beefs, and Me!

Put on your elastic waist pants—we're gobbling down the week's most delicious trash.