Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones

Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.

Recent Articles

THE TRASH REPORT: Special Spring Arts Trash!

Getting the Goonies back together, Emma Stone's popcorn pockets, and the "Star-Spangled Banner” is a trash song if I’ve ever heard one!

THE TRASH REPORT: The Academy Award for Contagious Disease Goes to...

Let's walk the red carpet of garbage in this week's gossip roundup!

The Trash Report Feb 17 9:50 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Flares, Margs, and a Thesis Proposal! Am I in College Again?

Time to pick up the trash—your weekly pile of gossip trash, that is.

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THE TRASH REPORT: All's Fair In Love and Trash

Ready to believe in love? Then don't read this compendium of recent celebrity breakups!

The Trash Report Feb 3 9:50 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Black History Month, Pac-Man, and Anna Wintour's Lunch

Put on your hazmat suit and let's dig into this week's pile of garbage-y gossip!

The Trash Report Jan 27 9:52 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: VP Vance? More Like GP Vance, as in Garbage Pail Vance

Dig deep into this week's can of garbage-y gosssip!

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The Trash Report Dec 30 9:50 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Ex-Presidents, Bad Gifts, and a Very Bad Flu

Let's dip our paws into this week's garbage can of hot gossip.

The Trash Report Dec 23 9:50 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: 2024—the Year in TRASH

Follow us down memory lane for the best and worst trash of 2024!

The Trash Report Dec 9 9:50 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: On Casseroles and Capitalism 

Eat up, trash pandas! It's a buffet of the week's trashiest gossip.

The Trash Report Nov 25 9:50 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: What Are You Thankful For?

It's your Thanksgiving dinner of garbage-y gossip! (And cranberry sauce in a can.)