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THE TRASH REPORT: Rashes, Wigs, Zendaya's Wedding, and Timothee's Breakfast
Welcome to the only gossip column in town.
THE TRASH REPORT: Love Is Trash (Except, of Course, for Heated Rivalry)
Open up your heart and fill it with gossipy trash with this week's special Valentine's edition!
THE TRASH REPORT: Feuds for Thought
It's celebrities (and ICE) against each other and the world in this week's gossip roundup!
The Trash Report: Ashley Tisdale and the New World Order—Plus Mermaids!
It's time to take out the trash! (AKA the hottest new gossip of 2026!)
The Trash Report: Clip Show!
Take a trip down garbage memory lane with the best gossip from 2025!
THE TRASH REPORT: The Year In Trash!
Let's dig through the trash can of 2025 for the year's hottest gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: Halle Berry and Sabrina Carpenter Get on the Mic, and A Two Good Men (Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang)
Your weekly can of juicy trash is full.
THE TRASH REPORT: "No Thank You" to Many Garbage Men, "Yes Thank You" to the Trash Pandas
Line up, trash pandas! Your garbage can of gossip awaits.
THE TRASH REPORT: New Relationships, Old Politicians, and Me (Currently trapped in an airport in god-knows-where)
The hottest gossip from all corners of the known universe.
THE TRASH REPORT: Kings are Bad, but (Stolen) Tiaras are Good!
Line up for this week's hot soup of creamed gossip.
Comedy Q&A: Guy Branum on Telling Queer Stories
The stand-up comic recently added a section to his show Be Fruitful—about why dinosaurs weren't fat.
THE TRASH REPORT: Ben Affleck, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and ICE Have Said Enough
Plus! Are Charli XCX and Lorde scheming against Taylor Swift? 👀
The Trash Report: Portland is Not Hell, Celebrity Bride Wars that Weren't, and Canadian Excellence
Read all the latest gossip from your local hell-hole and beyond!
Normal Gossip Can Keep a Secret, They Just Don’t Want To
A very fun Q&A with podcasters Rachelle Hampton and Se’era Spragley Ricks.
THE TRASH REPORT: Twilight, Bald Guys, and Gossip are Definitely Art
A particularly artsy roundup of the week's hottest (and trashiest) gossip!
Normal Gossip Can Keep a Secret, They Just Don’t Want To
A very fun Q&A with podcasters Rachelle Hampton and Se’era Spragley Ricks.
THE TRASH REPORT: White House Trash Dump, State News, New Couples, and Leaning Into AI (Not)
Line up for the week's hottest pile of garbage-y gossip!
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