THE TRASH REPORT: Ex-Presidents, Bad Gifts, and a Very Bad Flu

Let's dip our paws into this week's garbage can of hot gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: 2024—the Year in TRASH

Follow us down memory lane for the best and worst trash of 2024!

THE TRASH REPORT: In Honor of Short Kings. Plus: Ingenius Legal Defense Strategies, Bears in Portland, and Portland in Song

Enjoy this classic edition of The Trash Report from our garbage can archives!

THE TRASH REPORT: On Casseroles and Capitalism 

Eat up, trash pandas! It's a buffet of the week's trashiest gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Norms are Dead. Long Live the Norms! 

THE TRASH REPORT: What Are You Thankful For?

It's your Thanksgiving dinner of garbage-y gossip! (And cranberry sauce in a can.)

THE TRASH REPORT: Sexiest Man Alive vs. Sexiest Nerd on TGIF

THE TRASH REPORT: 2024—the Year in TRASH

Follow us down memory lane for the best and worst trash of 2024!

THE TRASH REPORT: A Woman Didn't Get the White House, but Women DID Get Grammy Noms, Which Are Not as Good

THE TRASH REPORT: Election Week Jitters, Celebrity Breakups, and Guerrilla Marketing Campaigns and the Basic Bitches They Work On (Me!)

Worried? Try putting your head deep into this garbage gossip can for a few minutes.

THE TRASH REPORT: A Special ELECTION TRASH Edition!

Time to rank your vote for the trashiest gossip of election season!

THE TRASH REPORT: Lots of Dongs, but Also Some Bras

Time to dig into this week's can of the trashiest news and gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: A Special ELECTION TRASH Edition!

Time to rank your vote for the trashiest gossip of election season!

THE TRASH REPORT: A Press Storm, Influencers in an Actual Storm, and Stars: They're Just Like Us (Mad at Both Aging and Airlines)

Hey, trash pandas! Line up for your weekly can of garbage-y gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Vice Presidential Hopefuls, Pumpkin Hopefuls, and Obama Affair Hopefuls (Me)

Get a load of this week's hottest gossip... including Elon Musk's hot brother?!?