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THE TRASH REPORT: That Fuckin' Guy, Why Swearing is Cool, and Instructions in Cross-Cultural Romance from Ben and Jen

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Sensitive Boys, Dancing Pigs (Maybe?!) and Feral Cat Colonies

This and More Hot Goss in this Week's Edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

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A Pastor Robbed, Taylor Pollutes, and William Pegged

All that and a lot more gossip in this week's TRASH REPORT!

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THE TRASH REPORT: Josh Hawley Jogs, Biden Takes a Break (Not), and Arnold Says
The Trash Report Jul 25 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Josh Hawley Jogs, Biden Takes a Break (Not), and Arnold Says "He'll Be Back"... To Fart On You

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THE TRASH REPORT: One Trump Down, Huma's Revenge, and Flesh-Eating Bugs
The Trash Report Jul 18 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: One Trump Down, Huma's Revenge, and Flesh-Eating Bugs

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THE TRASH REPORT: Goodbye Boris, Hello Gentleminions!
The Trash Report Jul 11 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Goodbye Boris, Hello Gentleminions!

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Courts! Cruises! Crackers! COVID!
Gossip Jul 4 9:58 AM

Courts! Cruises! Crackers! COVID!

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The Supreme Court BAD! Timberlake BAD! Chocolate Milk GOOD!!!!!
Gossip Jun 27 10:00 AM

The Supreme Court BAD! Timberlake BAD! Chocolate Milk GOOD!!!!!

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Cursed Real Estate, Fake Money, Himbo Ken, and More!
Gossip Jun 20 11:00 AM

Cursed Real Estate, Fake Money, Himbo Ken, and More!

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Wholesome Activities, Creepy Sedition, and It's Britney's Wedding, Bitch
Gossip Jun 13 11:00 AM

Wholesome Activities, Creepy Sedition, and It's Britney's Wedding, Bitch

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Long Live the Queen (of England) and the Queens (Lesbian Foxes)!
Gossip Jun 6 10:00 AM

Long Live the Queen (of England) and the Queens (Lesbian Foxes)!

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Ray Liotta, Shakira, and Colossal Cocks
Gossip May 30 10:00 AM

Ray Liotta, Shakira, and Colossal Cocks

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We're Paying Attention to Julia Fox, Hot Model Yumi Nu, and the World's Best Big Mac-Eatin' Wisconsin Man
Gossip May 23 10:00 AM

We're Paying Attention to Julia Fox, Hot Model Yumi Nu, and the World's Best Big Mac-Eatin' Wisconsin Man

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Good Rescues, Bad Moms, and Bras That Are Clothes
Gossip May 16 1:06 PM

Good Rescues, Bad Moms, and Bras That Are Clothes

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Pizza Entitlement, Fancy Dresses, and Why Voting Doesn't Matter (Except When It Does, Like NOW)
Gossip May 9 10:04 AM

Pizza Entitlement, Fancy Dresses, and Why Voting Doesn't Matter (Except When It Does, Like NOW)

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An Almost-Naked Man, a Haunted Church, and Rachel McAdams Existing
Gossip May 2 11:00 AM

An Almost-Naked Man, a Haunted Church, and Rachel McAdams Existing

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Biden in Portland, Woman in an Outhouse, and Ferris Bueller in His Sister
Gossip Apr 25 10:00 AM

Biden in Portland, Woman in an Outhouse, and Ferris Bueller in His Sister

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Planned Parenthood, People for Portland, and Corpses (Both Current and Ancient)
Gossip Apr 18 11:00 AM

Planned Parenthood, People for Portland, and Corpses (Both Current and Ancient)

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