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THE TRASH REPORT: Presidential Politics, Salacious Singers, and the Importance of Nasal Health
This week's hottest gossip (courtesy of the author's leaking brain juice).
THE TRASH REPORT: But Make It Art
In this very special artsy edition, we discuss Killer Mike at the Portland Symphony, the new PDX airport ceiling, and the first-ever Portland Weird Fest.
THE TRASH REPORT: Winona Ryder and Good Guys, Meghan McCain and Bad Hair
All the week's gossip—and a peck on the forehead from Jeff Bridges.
THE TRASH REPORT: Private Planes and Film Festival Pains
Let's go, trash lovers! It's time for your H-O-T-T-Ohhhhh-G-O gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: "Whatever Makes Sense" DOES Make Sense! Plus Nostalgia and Frogs.
Slip on those rubber gloves... it's time to dig deep into the gossip dumpster.
THE TRASH REPORT: Dad Edition! Divorces, New Couples, and New (Proposed) Olympic Sports
Calling all Trash Pandas! Let's dip our paws into this week's trashiest gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: Flag Girlies, Cheese Girlies, and Men Being Veep-y
Get ready to dive into an Olympic-size pool of hot gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Beyonce's with Harris, Celine's in Paris
Let's read some gold medal award-winning TRASH, shall we?
THE TRASH REPORT: Biden is Out, Kamala is In, and Britney is Confusing
Step aside, old gossip! Here's a brand new can of steamin' hot trash.
THE TRASH REPORT: Too Much is Happening! This Sucks!!
Get ready for an overwhelming can of the week's hottest trash!
THE TRASH REPORT: Brawls, Body Parts, and Catastrophic... Something
The gossip is heating up... so it's time to take out the trash.
THE TRASH REPORT: Yikes Times 3, Kevin Costner Wishes, and Fat Cats Rejecting your Gender Binary
It's time for a heaping helping of the week's trashiest gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Isn't Everything, In Some Way, Going to Ruin the Tour?
Pack your things, we're heading into the dark heart of the hottest gossip of the week.
THE TRASH REPORT: Sequels on Sequels on Sequels! Also: Danglin'.
The funniest, trashiest gossip of the week... which you will laugh at, okay?
THE TRASH REPORT: Commence Tiny Bitch Summer!
Line up for your bowl of the week's hottest (and trashiest) gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Trump's Tacky Conviction, ScarJo's Miscalculation, and To Be Chosen by a Bat
Look out, summer... here comes a hot pile of steaming, gossip-y garbage.
THE TRASH REPORT: Where In the Sewer Is Rudy Giuliani? Plus: Bloody Royals and Dating While Hot
Get ready for the week's hottest and trashiest gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Jill Biden in Portland, Kelly Ripa Wastes Gossip, and What Tumblr Got Right
Line up, here's your weekly ladle-full of hot gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Beetlejuicin' Boebert, Pappin' Pitt, and Misogyny in General
Put on those rubber gloves and let's dig into this week's stinkiest gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: President Jokes vs. Ex-President Farts! Also: Zendaya, Britney, Monica, and an Exercise on Positive Thinking
It's time to dig deep into this week's receptacle of garbage-y gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Presidents, Poets, Josh Hartnett, and YOU!
Time to dig into this week's pile of hot, garbage-y gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: On Volcanic Embarrassment and Board Game Movies, With Turkey Vengeance!
Let's dig deep into this week's pile of the hottest gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: The Rock on Biden, The Sun on Getting Shaded, and Check Etiquette With Billionaire Friends
Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to dig DEEP into this week's trashiest gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: It's Beyoncé's World, Rudy Giuliani is Just Deteriorating In It
Let's go, trash pandas! It's time to dig through this week's heap of hot gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: George Santos on Taylor Swift, Me on Oprah, and Cops on Hot Mics
All the latest gossip... sterilized for your protection.
THE TRASH REPORT: Hollywood DC's Biggest Night, It's the State of the Academy Awards!
Line up for this week's bottomless barrel of gossip-y trash.
THE TRASH REPORT: Kicking off Women's History with Jilly, Billie, Riri, and More!
All the "surge" gossip you need—without the "surge" pricing!
THE TRASH REPORT: Am I a Moon? Because I Want to Rotate Around Your Celestial Body! (And Other News.)
Time to blast off with another edition of the trashiest gossip of the week!
THE TRASH REPORT: Monday Morning Quarterbacking (Gossip Edition)
Your weekly waste receptacle for the latest smelly gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: Trump's Art, Nicki Minaj on Twitter, and How Gen Z Will Always be a Young 30
Let's dig through this week's garbage can of trashy gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Who Could Fill DeSantis' Shoes? Plus, Red Carpet Woes and Ice Storm Recovery
Let's dig into the week's most gossip-y garbage!
THE TRASH REPORT: Weather, Water, and What Did She Say??
Warm up with this blazing can of flaming, gossip-y trash.
THE TRASH REPORT: Airplanes Aren't Cute but Your Boyfriend Could Be
New year, new trash—let's dig in to the week's hottest gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: The Best Trash of 2023!
Let's dig into 2023's trash can to find the best gossip-y garbage of the year!
THE TRASH REPORT: Royal Fingers, Chalamet's Charm, and Dakota Johnson vs. Penguins
Toot-Toot! All aboard the gossip train for a tour of this week's hottest garbage.
THE TRASH REPORT: Bad and Better Billionaires, Connor Roy v. Pizza, and Relationship-a-palooza!
Let's go, trash pandas! It's time for the week's stinkiest gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Spotify Thinks I'm Basic but Gay, Paris Isn't Just a DJ, and George Santos is Laughing All the Way to Unlimited OnlyFans
Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to root around in this week's hottest gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: School is Back, Beyonce's Here, Cher Came to Party, and Hall Still Loves Oates
Rubber gloves on—it's time to dig through this week's most garbage-y gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Old Influencers, Old Beefs, and Me!
Put on your elastic waist pants—we're gobbling down the week's most delicious trash.
THE TRASH REPORT: Tim Scott Is Excited to Spend Time With His Very Real Girlfriend, Teachers' Strike Drags on, and Animal News You Can Animal Use
Grab those rubber gloves—it's time to dig through the trash.
THE TRASH REPORT: On Republican D-Bags, Bagpipes, and Celebrity Halloween Horrors
Time to dig deep into the waste receptacle of week's filthiest gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: Bennifer Drama, Leonardo DiCaprio Over-Complicated Car Sitch, Pacey is Back on the Market, and Pugs Will Help You Through This
Get on your rubber gloves—it's time to dig through the hottest, trashiest gossip of the week!
THE TRASH REPORT: Shutdown Averted, Living and Dying Icons, and How Elinor Jones Learned About Sports
Line up, gossip lovers! It's time to take out the trash!
THE TRASH REPORT: Jets, Strikes, Heavy Metal Dads, and Chris Pine is Thriving
Let's go, gossip lovers! It's time for the filthiest trash of the week!
THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Young Pop Stars, #MeToo Aftershocks, and Solidarity Forever
It's time to dig deep into this week's filthy can of garbage-y gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Sports, Divorce, Hip-Hop, Bangs, and How I'm Just Like Emily Ratajkowski
Time to get elbow deep in this week's roundup of garbage-y gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Mysteries Unearthed! Who's Getting Divorced, Who's Getting Old, and Who's Farting at the Airport?
Clear your plate for a heapin' helpin' of the latest garbage-y gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: The Bad Men, the Bog Man, Scooter Braun, and Questionable Commuting Foods
Put on your hazmat suit—it's time for this week's stinkiest, trashiest gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: Pudding Fingers in Iowa, Crocodiles Want to Eat Babies, and the Importance of Headline Writing in Web-based Media
Let's go, trash pandas! It's time to get elbow-deep in this week's bin of hot gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: Let Barbie Live, Let Mitch McConnell...you know..., and Brad Pitt Keeps Trying to Make Us Forget He Sucks
Gather 'round, Trash Pandas! It's time for this week's hot takes and latest gossip.
THE TRASH REPORT: Barbie Makes the Worst People Mad, Celebrity Divorce Updates/Predictions, and Marine Apex Predator Vengeance
Time for this week's hot gossip grind!
THE TRASH REPORT: White Lines at the White House, Icky Actors, and Camel News You Can Camel-Use
Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to dig elbow-deep in some garbage-y gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: Old Lady Yells at Baseball, Supreme Court, James Cameron, and... Perms? PERMS!
Time for another EXPLOSIVE edition of the gossip column that really hates fireworks.
THE TRASH REPORT: Bunch of White Dudes Being Stupid... but Also: It's My Birthday!
Let's go, trash lovers! It's time to dig into some hot, and decidedly messy, GOSSIP.
THE TRASH REPORT: President Toilet Stikes Again, Pop Stars in Wildfire Filters, and Just Try Canceling Garth Brooks
Hurry, hurry! Step right up and get your hot gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: In Honor of Short Kings. Plus: Ingenius Legal Defense Strategies, Bears in Portland, and Portland in Song
Let's dig through a great big pile of trashy, gossipy garbage, shall we?
THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel
Put on those latex gloves... it's time to dig through this week's trashiest gossip!
THE TRASH REPORT: King Colonizer's Special Party, Fresh Racism and the Feuds They Inspire, and Drake's Boring Mansion of Bad Judgment
Stock up on hand sanitzer—we got some hot, gossipy trash all ready for you!
THE TRASH REPORT: RIP to Original Trash King Jerry Springer, Brenda's Gonna Brenda, and If I Have to Wonder about Tucker Carlson's Affair Then You Do, Too
Let's go, Trash Pandas—it's time to dig through this week's gossipy garbage.
THE TRASH REPORT: Twitter's Demise, My Eventual Demise (by Falling Satellite), and Oprah Builds the Wall
The latest, hottest gossip and knock-knock jokes!
THE TRASH REPORT: Angela Lansbury's House, Diddy's Bad Deal, and Unlawful Pruning
Hear ye, hear ye! Get yer latest hot, steamy gossip 'n' garbage!
THE TRASH REPORT: On Dads, Forklifts, AI, and Why I Wanted to Stay in Canada
Let's get elbow deep into this week's trash bin of hot gossip!
Gwyneth Paltrow's Defense, Chris Martin's Misplaced Hero Worship, and Superheroes We Love (Wolverines) and Don't Love (Shazam)
Let's learn about Zachary Levi (and other rodents) in this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Tom Cruise and Ed Begley Jr. Are Relatable, We Owe Bats an Apology, and I, Elinor Jones, am now a Sports Journalist
If you don't mind when things get "weird," you'll love this edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Smoking is Officially Not Cool Anymore, Hugh Grant Isn't Cool Either, Thirst Traps are Still Cool, and Bird News You Can Bird Use
Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time for the week's hottest goss from THE TRASH REPORT.
Weather is Trash, Mark Wahlberg has an App for That, Millennials are Old, and Keiko's Legacy
Let's dig in to the latest local and national hot gossip with THE TRASH REPORT!
The Truth About President's Day, Smart Cops, Good Celebs, and Yes, I *Am* Young, Thanks
Hear ye! Hear ye! Lend us your ears for the latest garbage-y gossip from THE TRASH REPORT!
The Mike Pence Raid, The Mitt Romney Scold, The Ashton Kutcher Charmlessness Defense, and Cocaine Dolphins (I Wish)
Chooo-chooo! Hop on the hot garbage gossip train with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
Balloons Are Boring, Portland Sucks (Or Does It?), and a Cat that Looks Like Matt Damon
Hear ye! Hear ye! Get the latest gossipy garbage with THE TRASH REPORT.
Rick Astley and Yung Gravy Battle for Ear Worm Rights, Plus Buzz Aldrin, Fireball, and Taylor Swift (i.e. My Kind of Party!)
It's THE TRASH REPORT: All the latest hot gossip—plus an incredible number of Rick Astley references.
Monkey Business, Monica Lewinsky, Protein Thefts, and Being Cool and Slutty
Time to dig deep into the gossip dumpster with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
Republican't Congress, John Lennon Was a Narc, Girl Chips, and Poor Cats
New year... all new trash! Get the latest hot goss with THE TRASH REPORT!
2022: A Year in Trash
Journey back through the garbage can of time with all the best trashy gossip of 2022 from THE TRASH REPORT!
Skinny Scarves, Skinny Celebs, Mediocre Men, and CATS!
Don't bother with gloves... digging through this pile of trashy gossip will instantly dissolve 'em. It's THE TRASH REPORT!
Kyrsten Sinem-UGH, Experts are Experts, Portland is Fun, and Celebs are Messy!
Soooo much delicious local and national gossip... and it's all right here in THE TRASH REPORT!
Royal Racism, Cruise Ship Calamities, and Soccer Stress!
Let's go, Trash Pandas! Dig into the latest local and national gossip with THE TRASH REPORT.
Ice Cream Wars, Holiday Wars, and My Future Celebrity Skincare Line
Time to dig through the week's most delicious trash... with THE TRASH REPORT!
Christmas Movies I'd Like to See, That One Guy, That Other Guy, and My Favorite Celebrity Gossip Conspiracy Theory About Brad Pitt
You need more garbage in your diet... and so? Here's this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Gayest Midterms Ever, Chaos on Twitter (In a Fun Way), Leave Chris Evans Alone, and Rain on Tiffany's Wedding Day
Calling all Trash Pandas! Get your fill of celebrity garbage and more with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elon's Downfall, Buzzfeed is Back, Henry Cavill Not a Creep, and Please Vote and Enjoy Puppies
You like trashy gossip and cute puppies, right? Then you're gonna love this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Let's Ruin Twitter for Elon! Let's Ruin Betsy's Campaign! Let's Appreciate Keanu Reeves! Let's Buy the Dinosaur House!
Skip the dumpster... the latest celebrity and local garbage is right here in THE TRASH REPORT.
The Warring Messes of American and English Politics, Salad Dressing Dramas, and How It All Relates to Taylor Swift (Also: Please Vote)
Get your doctor-recommended weekly dose of trash with THE TRASH REPORT!
POTUS in Portland, Pelosi Wants to Punch, and Everybody is Gay, Including Madonna
Hear ye! Hear ye! It's the latest gossip from home and abroad in this week's THE TRASH REPORT!
Joe Biden Loves Weed, Ron DeSantis is a Virgin, Rudy Ruins Bathrooms, and I Stand in Solidarity with Crying Girls Everywhere
Get ready for the latest garbage/gossip (as well as handy internet memes) with THE TRASH REPORT.
Wife Guys, Divorced Guys, Hypocrite Guys, and... Dogs!
Let's go, trash pandas! It's the week's hottest goss courtesy of THE TRASH REPORT.
Adam Levine Must See the Booty, Bill Maher Must Be Mad At Children, and Betty White Must Have Been a Miner
This week in THE TRASH REPORT: "It's truly unreal how fucking hot [this gossip is]. Like it blows my mind."—Adam Levine
Scintillating Gossip About the Royal Queue, Important Trains, Dildo Trucks, and Purr Machines
Find all this and more (including "What Does Grimes Have to Say") in this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
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