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The Trash Report
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The Trash Report
Yesterday
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: School is Back, Beyonce's Here, Cher Came to Party, and Hall Still Loves Oates
Rubber gloves on—it's time to dig through this week's most garbage-y gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 20
9:58 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Old Influencers, Old Beefs, and Me!
Put on your elastic waist pants—we're gobbling down the week's most delicious trash.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 13
9:57 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Tim Scott Is Excited to Spend Time With His Very Real Girlfriend, Teachers' Strike Drags on, and Animal News You Can Animal Use
Grab those rubber gloves—it's time to dig through the trash.
Elinor Jones
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The Trash Report
Nov 6
9:58 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Strikes, Strikes, Channing Tatum, and Strikes!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 30
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: On Republican D-Bags, Bagpipes, and Celebrity Halloween Horrors
Time to dig deep into the waste receptacle of week's filthiest gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 23
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Trump is Losing Ivanka, Celebrity Memoirs, and Trash Pandas Cause Havoc (Raccoons, Not You)
Elinor Jones
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The Trash Report
Oct 16
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: George Santos' Stolen Baby, Jada Pinkett Whathisname, and Don't Even Think About Texting Dolly Parton. And Taylor Swift, Obviously.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 9
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Bennifer Drama, Leonardo DiCaprio Over-Complicated Car Sitch, Pacey is Back on the Market, and Pugs Will Help You Through This
Get on your rubber gloves—it's time to dig through the hottest, trashiest gossip of the week!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 2
10:30 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Shutdown Averted, Living and Dying Icons, and How Elinor Jones Learned About Sports
Line up, gossip lovers! It's time to take out the trash!
Elinor Jones
— Advertisement —
The Trash Report
Sep 25
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Jets, Strikes, Heavy Metal Dads, and Chris Pine is Thriving
Let's go, gossip lovers! It's time for the filthiest trash of the week!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 18
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Young Pop Stars, #MeToo Aftershocks, and Solidarity Forever
It's time to dig deep into this week's filthy can of garbage-y gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 11
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Sports, Divorce, Hip-Hop, Bangs, and How I'm Just Like Emily Ratajkowski
Time to get elbow deep in this week's roundup of garbage-y gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 5
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Mysteries Unearthed! Who's Getting Divorced, Who's Getting Old, and Who's Farting at the Airport?
Clear your plate for a heapin' helpin' of the latest garbage-y gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 28
9:59 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: The Bad Men, the Bog Man, Scooter Braun, and Questionable Commuting Foods
Put on your hazmat suit—it's time for this week's stinkiest, trashiest gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 21
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: In Which I Spiral Into Climate Depression Like a Tornado or a Tropical Depression. Also, Otters, Britney, and Rudy Giuliani!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 14
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Pudding Fingers in Iowa, Crocodiles Want to Eat Babies, and the Importance of Headline Writing in Web-based Media
Let's go, trash pandas! It's time to get elbow-deep in this week's bin of hot gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 7
10:00 AM
The Trash Report: The OC Turns 20, Pence is Getting Nasty (uh oh!), Reality Stars are Unionizing, and Guess Where Whoopi Goldberg Doesn't Want to Have Sex?
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 31
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Let Barbie Live, Let Mitch McConnell...you know..., and Brad Pitt Keeps Trying to Make Us Forget He Sucks
Gather 'round, Trash Pandas! It's time for this week's hot takes and latest gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 24
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Barbie Makes the Worst People Mad, Celebrity Divorce Updates/Predictions, and Marine Apex Predator Vengeance
Time for this week's hot gossip grind!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 10
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: White Lines at the White House, Icky Actors, and Camel News You Can Camel-Use
Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to dig elbow-deep in some garbage-y gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 3
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Old Lady Yells at Baseball, Supreme Court, James Cameron, and... Perms? PERMS!
Time for another EXPLOSIVE edition of the gossip column that really hates fireworks.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 26
10:57 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Bunch of White Dudes Being Stupid... but Also: It's My Birthday!
Let's go, trash lovers! It's time to dig into some hot, and decidedly messy, GOSSIP.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 19
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: The Trash Report's Nemesis, We're All on the Cameron Diaz Diet, Constitutional Law, and Hamster Science
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 12
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: President Toilet Stikes Again, Pop Stars in Wildfire Filters, and Just Try Canceling Garth Brooks
Hurry, hurry! Step right up and get your hot gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 5
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Sexy Current Events, Jenna Ortega's Mom Makes Smoking Cool Again, and What NOT To Do If You're Taking a Picture with Pedro Pascal
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 29
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Debt Ceiling, Toilets, and Bears, Oh My!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 22
10:04 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: In Honor of Short Kings. Plus: Ingenius Legal Defense Strategies, Bears in Portland, and Portland in Song
Let's dig through a great big pile of trashy, gossipy garbage, shall we?
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 15
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel
Put on those latex gloves... it's time to dig through this week's trashiest gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 8
10:01 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: King Colonizer's Special Party, Fresh Racism and the Feuds They Inspire, and Drake's Boring Mansion of Bad Judgment
Stock up on hand sanitzer—we got some hot, gossipy trash all ready for you!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 1
10:06 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: RIP to Original Trash King Jerry Springer, Brenda's Gonna Brenda, and If I Have to Wonder about Tucker Carlson's Affair Then You Do, Too
Let's go, Trash Pandas—it's time to dig through this week's gossipy garbage.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 24
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Twitter's Demise, My Eventual Demise (by Falling Satellite), and Oprah Builds the Wall
The latest, hottest gossip and knock-knock jokes!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 17
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Money and Florida (Featuring T-Swift, Joe Biden, and Kendall Roy’s Condo)
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 10
10:06 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Angela Lansbury's House, Diddy's Bad Deal, and Unlawful Pruning
Hear ye, hear ye! Get yer latest hot, steamy gossip 'n' garbage!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 3
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: On Dads, Forklifts, AI, and Why I Wanted to Stay in Canada
Let's get elbow deep into this week's trash bin of hot gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 27
10:00 AM
Gwyneth Paltrow's Defense, Chris Martin's Misplaced Hero Worship, and Superheroes We Love (Wolverines) and Don't Love (Shazam)
Let's learn about Zachary Levi (and other rodents) in this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 20
10:00 AM
Tom Cruise and Ed Begley Jr. Are Relatable, We Owe Bats an Apology, and I, Elinor Jones, am now a Sports Journalist
If you don't mind when things get "weird," you'll love this edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 13
10:04 AM
Smoking is Officially Not Cool Anymore, Hugh Grant Isn't Cool Either, Thirst Traps are Still Cool, and Bird News You Can Bird Use
Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time for the week's hottest goss from THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 6
10:00 AM
Russell Brand's Gross New Friend, Lady Gaga's Dogs, Estrogen in the Water, and 144 New Cop Cars
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 27
11:00 AM
Weather is Trash, Mark Wahlberg has an App for That, Millennials are Old, and Keiko's Legacy
Let's dig in to the latest local and national hot gossip with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 20
10:00 AM
The Truth About President's Day, Smart Cops, Good Celebs, and Yes, I *Am* Young, Thanks
Hear ye! Hear ye! Lend us your ears for the latest garbage-y gossip from THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 13
9:59 AM
The Mike Pence Raid, The Mitt Romney Scold, The Ashton Kutcher Charmlessness Defense, and Cocaine Dolphins (I Wish)
Chooo-chooo! Hop on the hot garbage gossip train with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 6
10:00 AM
Balloons Are Boring, Portland Sucks (Or
Does It?
), and a Cat that Looks Like Matt Damon
Hear ye! Hear ye! Get the latest gossipy garbage with THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 30
10:00 AM
Rick Astley and Yung Gravy Battle for Ear Worm Rights, Plus Buzz Aldrin, Fireball, and Taylor Swift (i.e. My Kind of Party!)
It's THE TRASH REPORT: All the latest hot gossip—plus an incredible number of Rick Astley references.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 23
10:00 AM
Monkey Business, Monica Lewinsky, Protein Thefts, and Being Cool and Slutty
Time to dig deep into the gossip dumpster with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 16
9:04 AM
Drunk at the Globes, the Fight for Gas Appliances and Horny Candy, and Why I'll Never Read Again (Kidding! Kind of.)
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 9
10:00 AM
Republican't Congress, John Lennon Was a Narc, Girl Chips, and Poor Cats
New year... all new trash! Get the latest hot goss with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 26
10:00 AM
2022: A Year in Trash
Journey back through the garbage can of time with all the best trashy gossip of 2022 from THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 19
10:00 AM
Skinny Scarves, Skinny Celebs, Mediocre Men, and CATS!
Don't bother with gloves... digging through this pile of trashy gossip will instantly dissolve 'em. It's THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 12
10:00 AM
Kyrsten Sinem-UGH, Experts are Experts, Portland is Fun, and Celebs are Messy!
Soooo much delicious local and national gossip... and it's all right here in THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 5
10:00 AM
Royal Racism, Cruise Ship Calamities, and Soccer Stress!
Let's go, Trash Pandas! Dig into the latest local and national gossip with THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 28
10:44 AM
Ice Cream Wars, Holiday Wars, and My Future Celebrity Skincare Line
Time to dig through the week's most delicious trash... with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 21
10:00 AM
Christmas Movies I'd Like to See, That One Guy, That Other Guy, and My Favorite Celebrity Gossip Conspiracy Theory About Brad Pitt
You need more garbage in your diet... and so? Here's this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 14
10:00 AM
Gayest Midterms Ever, Chaos on Twitter (In a Fun Way), Leave Chris Evans Alone, and Rain on Tiffany's Wedding Day
Calling all Trash Pandas! Get your fill of celebrity garbage and more with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 7
9:56 AM
Elon's Downfall, Buzzfeed is Back, Henry Cavill Not a Creep, and Please Vote and Enjoy Puppies
You like trashy gossip and cute puppies, right? Then you're gonna love this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 31
10:00 AM
Let's Ruin Twitter for Elon! Let's Ruin Betsy's Campaign! Let's Appreciate Keanu Reeves! Let's Buy the Dinosaur House!
Skip the dumpster... the latest celebrity and local garbage is right here in THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 24
9:56 AM
The Warring Messes of American and English Politics, Salad Dressing Dramas, and How It All Relates to Taylor Swift (Also: Please Vote)
Get your doctor-recommended weekly dose of trash with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 17
10:00 AM
POTUS in Portland, Pelosi Wants to Punch, and Everybody is Gay, Including Madonna
Hear ye! Hear ye! It's the latest gossip from home and abroad in this week's THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 10
10:04 AM
Joe Biden Loves Weed, Ron DeSantis is a Virgin, Rudy Ruins Bathrooms, and I Stand in Solidarity with Crying Girls Everywhere
Get ready for the latest garbage/gossip (as well as handy internet memes) with THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 3
11:00 AM
Wife Guys, Divorced Guys, Hypocrite Guys, and... Dogs!
Let's go, trash pandas! It's the week's hottest goss courtesy of THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 26
10:00 AM
Adam Levine Must See the Booty, Bill Maher Must Be Mad At Children, and Betty White Must Have Been a Miner
This week in THE TRASH REPORT: "It's truly unreal how fucking hot [this gossip is]. Like it blows my mind."—Adam Levine
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 19
10:00 AM
Scintillating Gossip About the Royal Queue, Important Trains, Dildo Trucks, and Purr Machines
Find all this and more (including "What Does Grimes Have to Say") in this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 12
10:00 AM
The Queen is Dead. Long Live the
Boy Meets World
.
Toot! Toot! All aboard this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT gossip train!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 5
10:00 AM
Gorbachev is Gone, Chick-Fil-A is Coming to Town, and (Oh, Great) Volcanoes are on Fire Now.
Welcome to THE TRASH REPORT, featuring all the trashiest news and gossip—and its been a VERY messy week!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 29
10:00 AM
We Like Joe Biden and Metallica; We Don't Like Kevin McCarthy; We're Not Sure About Virgos
Let's dig in to the latest national and local news and gossip... with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 22
10:00 AM
Manchin Likes Pens, Fetterman Likes Vegetables, The Taylors like Taylors, and... Moths
C'mon, Trash Lovers! Let's Dive Into Another Week of Delicious Gossip with THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 15
11:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: That Fuckin' Guy, Why Swearing is Cool, and Instructions in Cross-Cultural Romance from Ben and Jen
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 8
10:00 AM
Sensitive Boys, Dancing Pigs (Maybe?!) and Feral Cat Colonies
This and More Hot Goss in this Week's Edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 1
10:00 AM
A Pastor Robbed, Taylor Pollutes, and William Pegged
All that and a lot more gossip in this week's TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 25
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Josh Hawley Jogs, Biden Takes a Break (Not), and Arnold Says "He'll Be Back"... To Fart On You
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 18
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: One Trump Down, Huma's Revenge, and Flesh-Eating Bugs
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 11
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Goodbye Boris, Hello Gentleminions!
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Jul 4
9:58 AM
Courts! Cruises! Crackers! COVID!
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Jun 27
10:00 AM
The Supreme Court BAD! Timberlake BAD! Chocolate Milk GOOD!!!!!
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Jun 20
11:00 AM
Cursed Real Estate, Fake Money, Himbo Ken, and More!
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Jun 13
11:00 AM
Wholesome Activities, Creepy Sedition, and It's Britney's Wedding, Bitch
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Jun 6
10:00 AM
Long Live the Queen (of England) and the Queens (Lesbian Foxes)!
Elinor Jones
Gossip
May 30
10:00 AM
Ray Liotta, Shakira, and Colossal Cocks
Elinor Jones
Gossip
May 23
10:00 AM
We're Paying Attention to Julia Fox, Hot Model Yumi Nu, and the World's Best Big Mac-Eatin' Wisconsin Man
Elinor Jones
Gossip
May 16
1:06 PM
Good Rescues, Bad Moms, and Bras That Are Clothes
Elinor Jones
Gossip
May 9
10:04 AM
Pizza Entitlement, Fancy Dresses, and Why Voting Doesn't Matter (Except When It Does, Like NOW)
Elinor Jones
Gossip
May 2
11:00 AM
An Almost-Naked Man, a Haunted Church, and Rachel McAdams Existing
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Apr 25
10:00 AM
Biden in Portland, Woman in an Outhouse, and Ferris Bueller in His Sister
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Apr 18
11:00 AM
Planned Parenthood, People for Portland, and Corpses (Both Current and Ancient)
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Apr 11
10:00 AM
On Ghosts and Gubernatorial Candidates
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Apr 4
9:42 AM
Bad Celebrities and Good Animals (Also, Scary Animals!)
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Mar 28
10:03 AM
Good Shade, Bad Vibes, and Ugly Shoes
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Mar 21
10:00 AM
Elk Outrage, Horny Mature Whales, and GOP Baby-Nappers!
Elinor Jones
Gossip
Mar 14
9:56 AM
All the Cool Kids Had COVID, Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" B-day, and Love in the Floral Aisle of Trader Joe's
Elinor Jones