THE TRASH REPORT: New Relationships, Old Politicians, and Me (Currently trapped in an airport in god-knows-where)

The hottest gossip from all corners of the known universe.

THE TRASH REPORT: Kings are Bad, but (Stolen) Tiaras are Good! 

Line up for this week's hot soup of creamed gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Ben Affleck, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and ICE Have Said Enough

Plus! Are Charli XCX and Lorde scheming against Taylor Swift? 👀

The Trash Report: Portland is Not Hell, Celebrity Bride Wars that Weren't, and Canadian Excellence

Read all the latest gossip from your local hell-hole and beyond!

THE TRASH REPORT: Twilight, Bald Guys, and Gossip are Definitely Art

A particularly artsy roundup of the week's hottest (and trashiest) gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: White House Trash Dump, State News, New Couples, and Leaning Into AI (Not)

Line up for the week's hottest pile of garbage-y gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: Fascists are Babies, Celebrities are Silly, Rich People are Horrible

Let's dig into this week's trash can of delicious gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: This Just In... Paris Isn't Just a Wealthy Former Reality Star and DJ

Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to root around in this week's hottest gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: 25 Years of Straight-Up TRASH

Hop in the trash can time machine to revisit the past quarter-century of garbage-y gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Airplanes, Aquaman, and a Body-Positive Plan for Pollution Reduction

Dive into this week's delicious dumpster of drama.

THE TRASH REPORT: Kiss Cams at the Coldplay Show, and Other Chaotic Choices

Get ready for your weekly dose of trash!

THE TRASH REPORT: Alligator Alcatraz Was a Good Idea for a Dumb Movie (But a Bad Idea for Reality), and Other Truths

Calling all trash pandas: Here's your weekly helping of garbage-y gossip!

The Trash Report: Beloved Trans Ally Pedro Pascal Dons Important T-Shirt

Pride traffic revenge, local Gossip(s), and derailing a Shakira show is homophobic.

THE TRASH REPORT: A New War AND a New Cardi B Single Just Dropped?! Wow!

And Margaret Cho has a message for the feds in Portland (and Ellen Degeneres).

THE TRASH REPORT: Brad Pitt, Donald Trump, and King Charles are All Embarrassing 

Line up for your heaping helping of garbage-y gossip!

The Trash Report: GIRLS (Trump and Elon), GIRLS (J. Lo and Cynthia), GIRLS (Oregonians)!!!

Get your bowls, it's time for a steaming ladle of hot, gossipy garbage.

THE TRASH REPORT: Women in STEM (Super Toxic Evil Machinations), Plus Celebrity Smells and Portland's Daddy History

THE TRASH REPORT: The Mega-Wealthy are Forming Groups and I, For One, Am Ready to Party 

Line up for this week's buffet of gossip-y garbage!

The TRASH REPORT: Gossip is Yummy

Line up, Trash Pandas! It's time for a steaming bowl of garbage-y gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Roller Coasters (Political) & Roller Coasters (Literal), Plus Jeremy Renner, Kristen Stewart, and a Very Weird Content Warning

THE TRASH REPORT: Pope Dies of JD Vance Exposure, the Philip Seymour Hoffman Cinematic Universe, and More! 

Line up, trash pandas! It's time for your weekly garbage can of hot, sweaty gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: In Search of "Fun"—and Other Not-So-Fun Tasks

Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to flip the lid off this can of garbage-y gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Jack Black, Coachella, and Being Cool With Me: A Cool Person

Let's go, trash pandas! It's time to dig deep into this week's bucket of gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Trump Jr. Got to See Sublime and All I Got Is a Huge Hit on My Retirement Savings

Let's dig into the biggest, steaming pile of gossip of the week. 

THE TRASH REPORT: They Like Green LAND, not Green PLANTS!

Scrub in, because we're digging deep into this week's pile of garbage-y gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Marital Woes and Expensive Cheetos

Slip on your hazmat suit and dig in to this week's pile of hot goss.

THE TRASH REPORT: Goonies Reunion, Two PDX Flocks, and Portland Gay Men’s Chorus Sings for a New World

The "Star-Spangled Banner” is a trash song if I’ve ever heard one!

THE TRASH REPORT: John Goodman Got Hurt, Post Malone Got Single, and Ray-Gunn's Bro Put the Cry in Crypto Boy

Let's hold hands and jump into this pail of garbage-y gossip together!

THE TRASH REPORT: The Academy Award for Contagious Disease Goes to...

Let's walk the red carpet of garbage in this week's gossip roundup!

THE TRASH REPORT: Would You Rather: Diet Coke with Lady Gaga or Salmon Sperm with Denise Richards?

Dig deep into the latest (and trashiest!) pile of gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Flares, Margs, and a Thesis Proposal! Am I in College Again?

Time to pick up the trash—your weekly pile of gossip trash, that is.

THE TRASH REPORT: All's Fair In Love and Trash

Ready to believe in love? Then don't read this compendium of recent celebrity breakups!

THE TRASH REPORT: Black History Month, Pac-Man, and Anna Wintour's Lunch

Put on your hazmat suit and let's dig into this week's pile of garbage-y gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: VP Vance? More Like GP Vance, as in Garbage Pail Vance

Dig deep into this week's can of garbage-y gosssip!

The Trash Report: Inaugural Trash and a Reality Star Renaissance 

THE TRASH REPORT: Celebrity Flames (Not the Fun Kind), a Nepo Baby King, and Guess Who's Bringing SexyBike?

Get your weekly dose of garbage-y, gossip-y trash!

THE TRASH REPORT: Wealth Week with Weddings, Medals, Trophies, and Purses

Get ready to get filthy rich... in gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Ex-Presidents, Bad Gifts, and a Very Bad Flu

Let's dip our paws into this week's garbage can of hot gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: 2024—the Year in TRASH

Follow us down memory lane for the best and worst trash of 2024!

THE TRASH REPORT: In Honor of Short Kings. Plus: Ingenius Legal Defense Strategies, Bears in Portland, and Portland in Song

Enjoy this classic edition of The Trash Report from our garbage can archives!

THE TRASH REPORT: On Casseroles and Capitalism 

Eat up, trash pandas! It's a buffet of the week's trashiest gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Norms are Dead. Long Live the Norms! 

THE TRASH REPORT: What Are You Thankful For?

It's your Thanksgiving dinner of garbage-y gossip! (And cranberry sauce in a can.)

THE TRASH REPORT: Sexiest Man Alive vs. Sexiest Nerd on TGIF

THE TRASH REPORT: 2024—the Year in TRASH

Follow us down memory lane for the best and worst trash of 2024!

THE TRASH REPORT: A Woman Didn't Get the White House, but Women DID Get Grammy Noms, Which Are Not as Good

THE TRASH REPORT: Election Week Jitters, Celebrity Breakups, and Guerrilla Marketing Campaigns and the Basic Bitches They Work On (Me!)

Worried? Try putting your head deep into this garbage gossip can for a few minutes.

THE TRASH REPORT: A Special ELECTION TRASH Edition!

Time to rank your vote for the trashiest gossip of election season!

THE TRASH REPORT: Lots of Dongs, but Also Some Bras

Time to dig into this week's can of the trashiest news and gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: A Special ELECTION TRASH Edition!

Time to rank your vote for the trashiest gossip of election season!

THE TRASH REPORT: A Press Storm, Influencers in an Actual Storm, and Stars: They're Just Like Us (Mad at Both Aging and Airlines)

Hey, trash pandas! Line up for your weekly can of garbage-y gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Vice Presidential Hopefuls, Pumpkin Hopefuls, and Obama Affair Hopefuls (Me)

Get a load of this week's hottest gossip... including Elon Musk's hot brother?!?

THE TRASH REPORT: Presidential Politics, Salacious Singers, and the Importance of Nasal Health

This week's hottest gossip (courtesy of the author's leaking brain juice).

THE TRASH REPORT: But Make It Art

In this very special artsy edition, we discuss Killer Mike at the Portland Symphony, the new PDX airport ceiling, and the first-ever Portland Weird Fest.

THE TRASH REPORT: Winona Ryder and Good Guys, Meghan McCain and Bad Hair

All the week's gossip—and a peck on the forehead from Jeff Bridges.

THE TRASH REPORT: Private Planes and Film Festival Pains

Let's go, trash lovers! It's time for your H-O-T-T-Ohhhhh-G-O gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: "Whatever Makes Sense" DOES Make Sense! Plus Nostalgia and Frogs.

Slip on those rubber gloves... it's time to dig deep into the gossip dumpster.

THE TRASH REPORT: Dad Edition! Divorces, New Couples, and New (Proposed) Olympic Sports

Calling all Trash Pandas! Let's dip our paws into this week's trashiest gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Flag Girlies, Cheese Girlies, and Men Being Veep-y

Get ready to dive into an Olympic-size pool of hot gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: Beyonce's with Harris, Celine's in Paris

Let's read some gold medal award-winning TRASH, shall we?

THE TRASH REPORT: Biden is Out, Kamala is In, and Britney is Confusing

Step aside, old gossip! Here's a brand new can of steamin' hot trash.

THE TRASH REPORT: Too Much is Happening! This Sucks!!

Get ready for an overwhelming can of the week's hottest trash!

THE TRASH REPORT: Brawls, Body Parts, and Catastrophic... Something

The gossip is heating up... so it's time to take out the trash.

THE TRASH REPORT: Yikes Times 3, Kevin Costner Wishes, and Fat Cats Rejecting your Gender Binary

It's time for a heaping helping of the week's trashiest gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: Isn't Everything, In Some Way, Going to Ruin the Tour?

Pack your things, we're heading into the dark heart of the hottest gossip of the week.

THE TRASH REPORT: Sequels on Sequels on Sequels! Also: Danglin'.

The funniest, trashiest gossip of the week... which you will laugh at, okay?

THE TRASH REPORT: Commence Tiny Bitch Summer!

Line up for your bowl of the week's hottest (and trashiest) gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: Trump's Tacky Conviction, ScarJo's Miscalculation, and To Be Chosen by a Bat

Look out, summer... here comes a hot pile of steaming, gossip-y garbage.

THE TRASH REPORT: Where In the Sewer Is Rudy Giuliani? Plus: Bloody Royals and Dating While Hot

Get ready for the week's hottest and trashiest gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: Jill Biden in Portland, Kelly Ripa Wastes Gossip, and What Tumblr Got Right

Line up, here's your weekly ladle-full of hot gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: Beetlejuicin' Boebert, Pappin' Pitt, and Misogyny in General

Put on those rubber gloves and let's dig into this week's stinkiest gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: President Jokes vs. Ex-President Farts! Also: Zendaya, Britney, Monica, and an Exercise on Positive Thinking

It's time to dig deep into this week's receptacle of garbage-y gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: Presidents, Poets, Josh Hartnett, and YOU!

Time to dig into this week's pile of hot, garbage-y gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: On Volcanic Embarrassment and Board Game Movies, With Turkey Vengeance!

Let's dig deep into this week's pile of the hottest gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: The Rock on Biden, The Sun on Getting Shaded, and Check Etiquette With Billionaire Friends

Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to dig DEEP into this week's trashiest gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: It's Beyoncé's World, Rudy Giuliani is Just Deteriorating In It

Let's go, trash pandas! It's time to dig through this week's heap of hot gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: George Santos on Taylor Swift, Me on Oprah, and Cops on Hot Mics

All the latest gossip... sterilized for your protection.

THE TRASH REPORT: Hollywood DC's Biggest Night, It's the State of the Academy Awards!

Line up for this week's bottomless barrel of gossip-y trash.

THE TRASH REPORT: Kicking off Women's History with Jilly, Billie, Riri, and More!

All the "surge" gossip you need—without the "surge" pricing!

THE TRASH REPORT: Am I a Moon? Because I Want to Rotate Around Your Celestial Body! (And Other News.)

Time to blast off with another edition of the trashiest gossip of the week!

THE TRASH REPORT: Trump's Cute Shoes, Zendaya's Shiny Suit, and K. Stew's Perfect Jock Strap

THE TRASH REPORT: Monday Morning Quarterbacking (Gossip Edition)

Your weekly waste receptacle for the latest smelly gossip.

The Trash Report: Let's Get Loud with Scams, Feuds, Arrests, and Beavers!

THE TRASH REPORT: Trump's Art, Nicki Minaj on Twitter, and How Gen Z Will Always be a Young 30

Let's dig through this week's garbage can of trashy gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: Who Could Fill DeSantis' Shoes? Plus, Red Carpet Woes and Ice Storm Recovery

Let's dig into the week's most gossip-y garbage!

THE TRASH REPORT: Weather, Water, and What Did She Say??

Warm up with this blazing can of flaming, gossip-y trash.

THE TRASH REPORT: Airplanes Aren't Cute but Your Boyfriend Could Be

New year, new trash—let's dig in to the week's hottest gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: The Best Trash of 2023!

Let's dig into 2023's trash can to find the best gossip-y garbage of the year!

THE TRASH REPORT: Royal Fingers, Chalamet's Charm, and Dakota Johnson vs. Penguins

Toot-Toot! All aboard the gossip train for a tour of this week's hottest garbage.

THE TRASH REPORT: Bad and Better Billionaires, Connor Roy v. Pizza, and Relationship-a-palooza!

Let's go, trash pandas! It's time for the week's stinkiest gossip!

THE TRASH REPORT: Spotify Thinks I'm Basic but Gay, Paris Isn't Just a DJ, and George Santos is Laughing All the Way to Unlimited OnlyFans

Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to root around in this week's hottest gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: School is Back, Beyonce's Here, Cher Came to Party, and Hall Still Loves Oates

Rubber gloves on—it's time to dig through this week's most garbage-y gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Old Influencers, Old Beefs, and Me!

Put on your elastic waist pants—we're gobbling down the week's most delicious trash.

THE TRASH REPORT: Tim Scott Is Excited to Spend Time With His Very Real Girlfriend, Teachers' Strike Drags on, and Animal News You Can Animal Use

Grab those rubber gloves—it's time to dig through the trash.

THE TRASH REPORT: Strikes, Strikes, Channing Tatum, and Strikes!

THE TRASH REPORT: On Republican D-Bags, Bagpipes, and Celebrity Halloween Horrors

Time to dig deep into the waste receptacle of week's filthiest gossip.

THE TRASH REPORT: Trump is Losing Ivanka, Celebrity Memoirs, and Trash Pandas Cause Havoc (Raccoons, Not You)

THE TRASH REPORT: George Santos' Stolen Baby, Jada Pinkett Whathisname, and Don't Even Think About Texting Dolly Parton. And Taylor Swift, Obviously.

THE TRASH REPORT: Bennifer Drama, Leonardo DiCaprio Over-Complicated Car Sitch, Pacey is Back on the Market, and Pugs Will Help You Through This

Get on your rubber gloves—it's time to dig through the hottest, trashiest gossip of the week!