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The Trash Report Yesterday 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: School is Back, Beyonce's Here, Cher Came to Party, and Hall Still Loves Oates

Rubber gloves on—it's time to dig through this week's most garbage-y gossip.

The Trash Report Nov 20 9:58 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Old Influencers, Old Beefs, and Me!

Put on your elastic waist pants—we're gobbling down the week's most delicious trash.

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The Trash Report Oct 30 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: On Republican D-Bags, Bagpipes, and Celebrity Halloween Horrors

Time to dig deep into the waste receptacle of week's filthiest gossip.

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The Trash Report Sep 25 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Jets, Strikes, Heavy Metal Dads, and Chris Pine is Thriving

Let's go, gossip lovers! It's time for the filthiest trash of the week!

The Trash Report Sep 18 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Young Pop Stars, #MeToo Aftershocks, and Solidarity Forever

It's time to dig deep into this week's filthy can of garbage-y gossip!

The Trash Report Sep 11 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Sports, Divorce, Hip-Hop, Bangs, and How I'm Just Like Emily Ratajkowski

Time to get elbow deep in this week's roundup of garbage-y gossip!

The Trash Report Aug 28 9:59 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: The Bad Men, the Bog Man, Scooter Braun, and Questionable Commuting Foods

Put on your hazmat suit—it's time for this week's stinkiest, trashiest gossip.

The Trash Report Jul 31 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Let Barbie Live, Let Mitch McConnell...you know..., and Brad Pitt Keeps Trying to Make Us Forget He Sucks

Gather 'round, Trash Pandas! It's time for this week's hot takes and latest gossip.

The Trash Report Jul 10 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: White Lines at the White House, Icky Actors, and Camel News You Can Camel-Use

Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to dig elbow-deep in some garbage-y gossip!

The Trash Report Jul 3 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Old Lady Yells at Baseball, Supreme Court, James Cameron, and... Perms? PERMS!

Time for another EXPLOSIVE edition of the gossip column that really hates fireworks.

The Trash Report Jun 26 10:57 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Bunch of White Dudes Being Stupid... but Also: It's My Birthday!

Let's go, trash lovers! It's time to dig into some hot, and decidedly messy, GOSSIP.

The Trash Report May 15 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel

Put on those latex gloves... it's time to dig through this week's trashiest gossip!

The Trash Report Apr 10 10:06 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: Angela Lansbury's House, Diddy's Bad Deal, and Unlawful Pruning

Hear ye, hear ye! Get yer latest hot, steamy gossip 'n' garbage!

The Trash Report Apr 3 10:00 AM

THE TRASH REPORT: On Dads, Forklifts, AI, and Why I Wanted to Stay in Canada

Let's get elbow deep into this week's trash bin of hot gossip!

The Trash Report Mar 27 10:00 AM

Gwyneth Paltrow's Defense, Chris Martin's Misplaced Hero Worship, and Superheroes We Love (Wolverines) and Don't Love (Shazam)

Let's learn about Zachary Levi (and other rodents) in this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Mar 20 10:00 AM

Tom Cruise and Ed Begley Jr. Are Relatable, We Owe Bats an Apology, and I, Elinor Jones, am now a Sports Journalist

If you don't mind when things get "weird," you'll love this edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Feb 27 11:00 AM

Weather is Trash, Mark Wahlberg has an App for That, Millennials are Old, and Keiko's Legacy

Let's dig in to the latest local and national hot gossip with THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Feb 20 10:00 AM

The Truth About President's Day, Smart Cops, Good Celebs, and Yes, I *Am* Young, Thanks

Hear ye! Hear ye! Lend us your ears for the latest garbage-y gossip from THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Feb 13 9:59 AM

The Mike Pence Raid, The Mitt Romney Scold, The Ashton Kutcher Charmlessness Defense, and Cocaine Dolphins (I Wish)

Chooo-chooo! Hop on the hot garbage gossip train with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.

The Trash Report Feb 6 10:00 AM

Balloons Are Boring, Portland Sucks (Or Does It?), and a Cat that Looks Like Matt Damon

Hear ye! Hear ye! Get the latest gossipy garbage with THE TRASH REPORT.

The Trash Report Jan 30 10:00 AM

Rick Astley and Yung Gravy Battle for Ear Worm Rights, Plus Buzz Aldrin, Fireball, and Taylor Swift (i.e. My Kind of Party!)

It's THE TRASH REPORT: All the latest hot gossip—plus an incredible number of Rick Astley references.

The Trash Report Jan 23 10:00 AM

Monkey Business, Monica Lewinsky, Protein Thefts, and Being Cool and Slutty

Time to dig deep into the gossip dumpster with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.

The Trash Report Jan 9 10:00 AM

Republican't Congress, John Lennon Was a Narc, Girl Chips, and Poor Cats

New year... all new trash! Get the latest hot goss with THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Dec 26 10:00 AM

2022: A Year in Trash

Journey back through the garbage can of time with all the best trashy gossip of 2022 from THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Dec 19 10:00 AM

Skinny Scarves, Skinny Celebs, Mediocre Men, and CATS!

Don't bother with gloves... digging through this pile of trashy gossip will instantly dissolve 'em. It's THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Dec 12 10:00 AM

Kyrsten Sinem-UGH, Experts are Experts, Portland is Fun, and Celebs are Messy!

Soooo much delicious local and national gossip... and it's all right here in THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Dec 5 10:00 AM

Royal Racism, Cruise Ship Calamities, and Soccer Stress!

Let's go, Trash Pandas! Dig into the latest local and national gossip with THE TRASH REPORT.

The Trash Report Nov 28 10:44 AM

Ice Cream Wars, Holiday Wars, and My Future Celebrity Skincare Line

Time to dig through the week's most delicious trash... with THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Nov 21 10:00 AM

Christmas Movies I'd Like to See, That One Guy, That Other Guy, and My Favorite Celebrity Gossip Conspiracy Theory About Brad Pitt

You need more garbage in your diet... and so? Here's this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Nov 14 10:00 AM

Gayest Midterms Ever, Chaos on Twitter (In a Fun Way), Leave Chris Evans Alone, and Rain on Tiffany's Wedding Day

Calling all Trash Pandas! Get your fill of celebrity garbage and more with THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Nov 7 9:56 AM

Elon's Downfall, Buzzfeed is Back, Henry Cavill Not a Creep, and Please Vote and Enjoy Puppies

You like trashy gossip and cute puppies, right? Then you're gonna love this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Oct 31 10:00 AM

Let's Ruin Twitter for Elon! Let's Ruin Betsy's Campaign! Let's Appreciate Keanu Reeves! Let's Buy the Dinosaur House!

Skip the dumpster... the latest celebrity and local garbage is right here in THE TRASH REPORT.

The Trash Report Oct 17 10:00 AM

POTUS in Portland, Pelosi Wants to Punch, and Everybody is Gay, Including Madonna

Hear ye! Hear ye! It's the latest gossip from home and abroad in this week's THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Oct 10 10:04 AM

Joe Biden Loves Weed, Ron DeSantis is a Virgin, Rudy Ruins Bathrooms, and I Stand in Solidarity with Crying Girls Everywhere

Get ready for the latest garbage/gossip (as well as handy internet memes) with THE TRASH REPORT.

The Trash Report Oct 3 11:00 AM

Wife Guys, Divorced Guys, Hypocrite Guys, and... Dogs!

Let's go, trash pandas! It's the week's hottest goss courtesy of THE TRASH REPORT.

The Trash Report Sep 26 10:00 AM

Adam Levine Must See the Booty, Bill Maher Must Be Mad At Children, and Betty White Must Have Been a Miner

This week in THE TRASH REPORT: "It's truly unreal how fucking hot [this gossip is]. Like it blows my mind."—Adam Levine

The Trash Report Sep 19 10:00 AM

Scintillating Gossip About the Royal Queue, Important Trains, Dildo Trucks, and Purr Machines

Find all this and more (including "What Does Grimes Have to Say") in this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.

The Trash Report Sep 12 10:00 AM

The Queen is Dead. Long Live the Boy Meets World.

Toot! Toot! All aboard this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT gossip train!

The Trash Report Sep 5 10:00 AM

Gorbachev is Gone, Chick-Fil-A is Coming to Town, and (Oh, Great) Volcanoes are on Fire Now.

Welcome to THE TRASH REPORT, featuring all the trashiest news and gossip—and its been a VERY messy week!

The Trash Report Aug 29 10:00 AM

We Like Joe Biden and Metallica; We Don't Like Kevin McCarthy; We're Not Sure About Virgos

Let's dig in to the latest national and local news and gossip... with THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Aug 22 10:00 AM

Manchin Likes Pens, Fetterman Likes Vegetables, The Taylors like Taylors, and... Moths

C'mon, Trash Lovers! Let's Dive Into Another Week of Delicious Gossip with THE TRASH REPORT.

The Trash Report Aug 8 10:00 AM

Sensitive Boys, Dancing Pigs (Maybe?!) and Feral Cat Colonies

This and More Hot Goss in this Week's Edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

The Trash Report Aug 1 10:00 AM

A Pastor Robbed, Taylor Pollutes, and William Pegged

All that and a lot more gossip in this week's TRASH REPORT!