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The Trash Report
All articles tagged "The Trash Report"
The Trash Report
Tue
9:45 AM
The Trash Report: Inaugural Trash and a Reality Star Renaissance
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 13
9:51 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Celebrity Flames (Not the Fun Kind), a Nepo Baby King, and Guess Who's Bringing SexyBike?
Get your weekly dose of garbage-y, gossip-y trash!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 6
9:46 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Wealth Week with Weddings, Medals, Trophies, and Purses
Get ready to get filthy rich... in gossip.
Elinor Jones
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The Trash Report
Dec 30
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Ex-Presidents, Bad Gifts, and a Very Bad Flu
Let's dip our paws into this week's garbage can of hot gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 23
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: 2024—the Year in TRASH
Follow us down memory lane for the best and worst trash of 2024!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 16
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: In Honor of Short Kings. Plus: Ingenius Legal Defense Strategies, Bears in Portland, and Portland in Song
Enjoy this classic edition of The Trash Report from our garbage can archives!
Elinor Jones
— Advertisement —
The Trash Report
Dec 9
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: On Casseroles and Capitalism
Eat up, trash pandas! It's a buffet of the week's trashiest gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 2
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Norms are Dead. Long Live the Norms!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 25
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: What Are You Thankful For?
It's your Thanksgiving dinner of garbage-y gossip! (And cranberry sauce in a can.)
Elinor Jones
— Advertisement —
The Trash Report
Nov 18
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Sexiest Man Alive vs. Sexiest Nerd on TGIF
Elinor Jones
Holiday Guide 2024 🎅
Nov 14
3:40 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: 2024—the Year in TRASH
Follow us down memory lane for the best and worst trash of 2024!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 11
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: A Woman Didn't Get the White House, but Women DID Get Grammy Noms, Which Are Not as Good
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 4
11:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Election Week Jitters, Celebrity Breakups, and Guerrilla Marketing Campaigns and the Basic Bitches They Work On (Me!)
Worried? Try putting your head deep into this garbage gossip can for a few minutes.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 28
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: A Special ELECTION TRASH Edition!
Time to rank your vote for the trashiest gossip of election season!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 21
9:54 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Lots of Dongs, but Also Some Bras
Time to dig into this week's can of the trashiest news and gossip!
Elinor Jones
Election Guide 2024
Oct 16
3:42 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: A Special ELECTION TRASH Edition!
Time to rank your vote for the trashiest gossip of election season!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 14
9:54 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: A Press Storm, Influencers in an
Actual
Storm, and Stars: They're Just Like Us (Mad at Both Aging and Airlines)
Hey, trash pandas! Line up for your weekly can of garbage-y gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 7
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Vice Presidential Hopefuls, Pumpkin Hopefuls, and Obama Affair Hopefuls (Me)
Get a load of this week's hottest gossip... including Elon Musk's
hot
brother?!?
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 16
9:53 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Presidential Politics, Salacious Singers, and the Importance of Nasal Health
This week's hottest gossip (courtesy of the author's leaking brain juice).
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 11
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: But Make It Art
In this very special artsy edition, we discuss Killer Mike at the Portland Symphony, the new PDX airport ceiling, and the first-ever Portland Weird Fest.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 9
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Winona Ryder and Good Guys, Meghan McCain and Bad Hair
All the week's gossip—and a peck on the forehead from Jeff Bridges.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 3
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Private Planes and Film Festival Pains
Let's go, trash lovers! It's time for your H-O-T-T-Ohhhhh-G-O gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 26
10:03 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: "Whatever Makes Sense" DOES Make Sense! Plus Nostalgia and Frogs.
Slip on those rubber gloves... it's time to dig deep into the gossip dumpster.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 12
9:48 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Dad Edition! Divorces, New Couples, and New (Proposed) Olympic Sports
Calling all Trash Pandas! Let's dip our paws into this week's trashiest gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 5
9:47 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Flag Girlies, Cheese Girlies, and Men Being Veep-y
Get ready to dive into an Olympic-size pool of hot gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 29
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Beyonce's with Harris, Celine's in Paris
Let's read some gold medal award-winning TRASH, shall we?
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 22
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Biden is Out, Kamala is In, and Britney is Confusing
Step aside, old gossip! Here's a brand new can of steamin' hot trash.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 15
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Too Much is Happening! This Sucks!!
Get ready for an overwhelming can of the week's hottest trash!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 8
9:51 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Brawls, Body Parts, and Catastrophic... Something
The gossip is heating up... so it's time to take out the trash.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 2
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Yikes Times 3, Kevin Costner Wishes, and Fat Cats Rejecting your Gender Binary
It's time for a heaping helping of the week's trashiest gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 24
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Isn't Everything, In Some Way, Going to Ruin the Tour?
Pack your things, we're heading into the dark heart of the hottest gossip of the week.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 17
9:46 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Sequels on Sequels on Sequels! Also: Danglin'.
The funniest, trashiest gossip of the week... which you
will
laugh at, okay?
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 10
9:59 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Commence Tiny Bitch Summer!
Line up for your bowl of the week's hottest (and trashiest) gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 3
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Trump's Tacky Conviction, ScarJo's Miscalculation, and To Be Chosen by a Bat
Look out, summer... here comes a hot pile of steaming, gossip-y garbage.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 20
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Where In the Sewer Is Rudy Giuliani? Plus: Bloody Royals and Dating While Hot
Get ready for the week's hottest and trashiest gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 13
9:55 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Jill Biden in Portland, Kelly Ripa Wastes Gossip, and What Tumblr Got Right
Line up, here's your weekly ladle-full of hot gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 6
9:50 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Beetlejuicin' Boebert, Pappin' Pitt, and Misogyny in General
Put on those rubber gloves and let's dig into this week's stinkiest gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 29
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: President Jokes vs. Ex-President Farts! Also: Zendaya, Britney, Monica, and an Exercise on Positive Thinking
It's time to dig deep into this week's receptacle of garbage-y gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 22
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Presidents, Poets, Josh Hartnett, and YOU!
Time to dig into this week's pile of hot, garbage-y gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 15
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: On Volcanic Embarrassment and Board Game Movies, With Turkey Vengeance!
Let's dig deep into this week's pile of the hottest gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 8
10:01 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: The Rock on Biden, The Sun on Getting Shaded, and Check Etiquette With Billionaire Friends
Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to dig DEEP into this week's trashiest gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 1
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: It's Beyoncé's World, Rudy Giuliani is Just Deteriorating In It
Let's go, trash pandas! It's time to dig through this week's heap of hot gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 18
11:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: George Santos on Taylor Swift, Me on Oprah, and Cops on Hot Mics
All the latest gossip... sterilized for your protection.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 11
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Hollywood DC's Biggest Night, It's the State of the Academy Awards!
Line up for this week's bottomless barrel of gossip-y trash.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 4
9:59 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Kicking off Women's History with Jilly, Billie, Riri, and More!
All the "surge" gossip you need—without the "surge" pricing!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 26
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Am I a Moon? Because I Want to Rotate Around Your Celestial Body! (And Other News.)
Time to blast off with another edition of the trashiest gossip of the week!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 19
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Trump's Cute Shoes, Zendaya's Shiny Suit, and K. Stew's Perfect Jock Strap
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 12
10:11 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Monday Morning Quarterbacking (Gossip Edition)
Your weekly waste receptacle for the latest smelly gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 5
10:00 AM
The Trash Report: Let's Get Loud with Scams, Feuds, Arrests, and Beavers!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 29
10:03 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Trump's Art, Nicki Minaj on Twitter, and How Gen Z Will Always be a Young 30
Let's dig through this week's garbage can of trashy gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 22
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Who Could Fill DeSantis' Shoes? Plus, Red Carpet Woes and Ice Storm Recovery
Let's dig into the week's most gossip-y garbage!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 15
9:45 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Weather, Water, and What Did She Say??
Warm up with this blazing can of flaming, gossip-y trash.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 8
9:56 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Airplanes Aren't Cute but Your Boyfriend Could Be
New year, new trash—let's dig in to the week's hottest gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 26
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: The Best Trash of 2023!
Let's dig into 2023's trash can to find the best gossip-y garbage of the year!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 18
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Royal Fingers, Chalamet's Charm, and Dakota Johnson vs. Penguins
Toot-Toot! All aboard the gossip train for a tour of this week's hottest garbage.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 11
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Bad and Better Billionaires, Connor Roy v. Pizza, and Relationship-a-palooza!
Let's go, trash pandas! It's time for the week's stinkiest gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Dec 4
9:58 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Spotify Thinks I'm Basic but Gay, Paris Isn't Just a DJ, and George Santos is Laughing All the Way to Unlimited OnlyFans
Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to root around in this week's hottest gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 27
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: School is Back, Beyonce's Here, Cher Came to Party, and Hall Still Loves Oates
Rubber gloves on—it's time to dig through this week's most garbage-y gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 20
9:58 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Old Influencers, Old Beefs, and Me!
Put on your elastic waist pants—we're gobbling down the week's most delicious trash.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 13
9:57 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Tim Scott Is Excited to Spend Time With His Very Real Girlfriend, Teachers' Strike Drags on, and Animal News You Can Animal Use
Grab those rubber gloves—it's time to dig through the trash.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Nov 6
9:58 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Strikes, Strikes, Channing Tatum, and Strikes!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 30
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: On Republican D-Bags, Bagpipes, and Celebrity Halloween Horrors
Time to dig deep into the waste receptacle of week's filthiest gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 23
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Trump is Losing Ivanka, Celebrity Memoirs, and Trash Pandas Cause Havoc (Raccoons, Not You)
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 16
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: George Santos' Stolen Baby, Jada Pinkett Whathisname, and Don't Even Think About Texting Dolly Parton. And Taylor Swift, Obviously.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 9
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Bennifer Drama, Leonardo DiCaprio Over-Complicated Car Sitch, Pacey is Back on the Market, and Pugs Will Help You Through This
Get on your rubber gloves—it's time to dig through the hottest, trashiest gossip of the week!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Oct 2
10:30 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Shutdown Averted, Living and Dying Icons, and How Elinor Jones Learned About Sports
Line up, gossip lovers! It's time to take out the trash!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 25
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Jets, Strikes, Heavy Metal Dads, and Chris Pine is Thriving
Let's go, gossip lovers! It's time for the filthiest trash of the week!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 18
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Old Politicians, Young Pop Stars, #MeToo Aftershocks, and Solidarity Forever
It's time to dig deep into this week's filthy can of garbage-y gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 11
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Sports, Divorce, Hip-Hop, Bangs, and How I'm Just Like Emily Ratajkowski
Time to get elbow deep in this week's roundup of garbage-y gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Sep 5
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Mysteries Unearthed! Who's Getting Divorced, Who's Getting Old, and Who's Farting at the Airport?
Clear your plate for a heapin' helpin' of the latest garbage-y gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 28
9:59 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: The Bad Men, the Bog Man, Scooter Braun, and Questionable Commuting Foods
Put on your hazmat suit—it's time for this week's stinkiest, trashiest gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 21
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: In Which I Spiral Into Climate Depression Like a Tornado or a Tropical Depression. Also, Otters, Britney, and Rudy Giuliani!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 14
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Pudding Fingers in Iowa, Crocodiles Want to Eat Babies, and the Importance of Headline Writing in Web-based Media
Let's go, trash pandas! It's time to get elbow-deep in this week's bin of hot gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Aug 7
10:00 AM
The Trash Report: The OC Turns 20, Pence is Getting Nasty (uh oh!), Reality Stars are Unionizing, and Guess Where Whoopi Goldberg Doesn't Want to Have Sex?
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 31
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Let Barbie Live, Let Mitch McConnell...you know..., and Brad Pitt Keeps Trying to Make Us Forget He Sucks
Gather 'round, Trash Pandas! It's time for this week's hot takes and latest gossip.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 24
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Barbie Makes the Worst People Mad, Celebrity Divorce Updates/Predictions, and Marine Apex Predator Vengeance
Time for this week's hot gossip grind!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 10
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: White Lines at the White House, Icky Actors, and Camel News You Can Camel-Use
Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to dig elbow-deep in some garbage-y gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jul 3
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Old Lady Yells at Baseball, Supreme Court, James Cameron, and... Perms? PERMS!
Time for another EXPLOSIVE edition of the gossip column that really hates fireworks.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 26
10:57 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Bunch of White Dudes Being Stupid... but Also: It's My Birthday!
Let's go, trash lovers! It's time to dig into some hot, and decidedly messy, GOSSIP.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 19
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: The Trash Report's Nemesis, We're All on the Cameron Diaz Diet, Constitutional Law, and Hamster Science
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 12
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: President Toilet Stikes Again, Pop Stars in Wildfire Filters, and Just Try Canceling Garth Brooks
Hurry, hurry! Step right up and get your hot gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jun 5
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Sexy Current Events, Jenna Ortega's Mom Makes Smoking Cool Again, and What NOT To Do If You're Taking a Picture with Pedro Pascal
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 29
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Debt Ceiling, Toilets, and Bears, Oh My!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 22
10:04 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: In Honor of Short Kings. Plus: Ingenius Legal Defense Strategies, Bears in Portland, and Portland in Song
Let's dig through a great big pile of trashy, gossipy garbage, shall we?
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 15
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel
Put on those latex gloves... it's time to dig through this week's trashiest gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 8
10:01 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: King Colonizer's Special Party, Fresh Racism and the Feuds They Inspire, and Drake's Boring Mansion of Bad Judgment
Stock up on hand sanitzer—we got some hot, gossipy trash all ready for you!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
May 1
10:06 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: RIP to Original Trash King Jerry Springer, Brenda's Gonna Brenda, and If I Have to Wonder about Tucker Carlson's Affair Then You Do, Too
Let's go, Trash Pandas—it's time to dig through this week's gossipy garbage.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 24
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Twitter's Demise, My Eventual Demise (by Falling Satellite), and Oprah Builds the Wall
The latest, hottest gossip and knock-knock jokes!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 17
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Money and Florida (Featuring T-Swift, Joe Biden, and Kendall Roy’s Condo)
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 10
10:06 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: Angela Lansbury's House, Diddy's Bad Deal, and Unlawful Pruning
Hear ye, hear ye! Get yer latest hot, steamy gossip 'n' garbage!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Apr 3
10:00 AM
THE TRASH REPORT: On Dads, Forklifts, AI, and Why I Wanted to Stay in Canada
Let's get elbow deep into this week's trash bin of hot gossip!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 27
10:00 AM
Gwyneth Paltrow's Defense, Chris Martin's Misplaced Hero Worship, and Superheroes We Love (Wolverines) and Don't Love (Shazam)
Let's learn about Zachary Levi (and other rodents) in this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 20
10:00 AM
Tom Cruise and Ed Begley Jr. Are Relatable, We Owe Bats an Apology, and I, Elinor Jones, am now a Sports Journalist
If you don't mind when things get "weird," you'll love this edition of THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 13
10:04 AM
Smoking is Officially Not Cool Anymore, Hugh Grant Isn't Cool Either, Thirst Traps are Still Cool, and Bird News You Can Bird Use
Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time for the week's hottest goss from THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Mar 6
10:00 AM
Russell Brand's Gross New Friend, Lady Gaga's Dogs, Estrogen in the Water, and 144 New Cop Cars
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 27
11:00 AM
Weather is Trash, Mark Wahlberg has an App for That, Millennials are Old, and Keiko's Legacy
Let's dig in to the latest local and national hot gossip with THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 20
10:00 AM
The Truth About President's Day, Smart Cops, Good Celebs, and Yes, I *Am* Young, Thanks
Hear ye! Hear ye! Lend us your ears for the latest garbage-y gossip from THE TRASH REPORT!
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 13
9:59 AM
The Mike Pence Raid, The Mitt Romney Scold, The Ashton Kutcher Charmlessness Defense, and Cocaine Dolphins (I Wish)
Chooo-chooo! Hop on the hot garbage gossip train with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Feb 6
10:00 AM
Balloons Are Boring, Portland Sucks (Or
Does It?
), and a Cat that Looks Like Matt Damon
Hear ye! Hear ye! Get the latest gossipy garbage with THE TRASH REPORT.
Elinor Jones
The Trash Report
Jan 30
10:00 AM
Rick Astley and Yung Gravy Battle for Ear Worm Rights, Plus Buzz Aldrin, Fireball, and Taylor Swift (i.e. My Kind of Party!)
It's THE TRASH REPORT: All the latest hot gossip—plus an incredible number of Rick Astley references.
Elinor Jones
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