Rick Astley and Yung Gravy Battle for Ear Worm Rights, Plus Buzz Aldrin, Fireball, and Taylor Swift (i.e. My Kind of Party!)

It's THE TRASH REPORT: All the latest hot gossip—plus an incredible number of Rick Astley references.

Monkey Business, Monica Lewinsky, Protein Thefts, and Being Cool and Slutty

Time to dig deep into the gossip dumpster with this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.

Drunk at the Globes, the Fight for Gas Appliances and Horny Candy, and Why I'll Never Read Again (Kidding! Kind of.)

Republican't Congress, John Lennon Was a Narc, Girl Chips, and Poor Cats

New year... all new trash! Get the latest hot goss with THE TRASH REPORT!

2022: A Year in Trash

Journey back through the garbage can of time with all the best trashy gossip of 2022 from THE TRASH REPORT!

Skinny Scarves, Skinny Celebs, Mediocre Men, and CATS!

Don't bother with gloves... digging through this pile of trashy gossip will instantly dissolve 'em. It's THE TRASH REPORT!

Kyrsten Sinem-UGH, Experts are Experts, Portland is Fun, and Celebs are Messy!

Soooo much delicious local and national gossip... and it's all right here in THE TRASH REPORT!

Royal Racism, Cruise Ship Calamities, and Soccer Stress!

Let's go, Trash Pandas! Dig into the latest local and national gossip with THE TRASH REPORT.

Ice Cream Wars, Holiday Wars, and My Future Celebrity Skincare Line

Time to dig through the week's most delicious trash... with THE TRASH REPORT!

Christmas Movies I'd Like to See, That One Guy, That Other Guy, and My Favorite Celebrity Gossip Conspiracy Theory About Brad Pitt

You need more garbage in your diet... and so? Here's this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

Gayest Midterms Ever, Chaos on Twitter (In a Fun Way), Leave Chris Evans Alone, and Rain on Tiffany's Wedding Day

Calling all Trash Pandas! Get your fill of celebrity garbage and more with THE TRASH REPORT!

Elon's Downfall, Buzzfeed is Back, Henry Cavill Not a Creep, and Please Vote and Enjoy Puppies

You like trashy gossip and cute puppies, right? Then you're gonna love this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

Let's Ruin Twitter for Elon! Let's Ruin Betsy's Campaign! Let's Appreciate Keanu Reeves! Let's Buy the Dinosaur House!

Skip the dumpster... the latest celebrity and local garbage is right here in THE TRASH REPORT.

The Warring Messes of American and English Politics, Salad Dressing Dramas, and How It All Relates to Taylor Swift (Also: Please Vote)

Get your doctor-recommended weekly dose of trash with THE TRASH REPORT!

POTUS in Portland, Pelosi Wants to Punch, and Everybody is Gay, Including Madonna

Hear ye! Hear ye! It's the latest gossip from home and abroad in this week's THE TRASH REPORT!

Joe Biden Loves Weed, Ron DeSantis is a Virgin, Rudy Ruins Bathrooms, and I Stand in Solidarity with Crying Girls Everywhere

Get ready for the latest garbage/gossip (as well as handy internet memes) with THE TRASH REPORT.

Wife Guys, Divorced Guys, Hypocrite Guys, and... Dogs!

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Adam Levine Must See the Booty, Bill Maher Must Be Mad At Children, and Betty White Must Have Been a Miner

This week in THE TRASH REPORT: "It's truly unreal how fucking hot [this gossip is]. Like it blows my mind."—Adam Levine

Scintillating Gossip About the Royal Queue, Important Trains, Dildo Trucks, and Purr Machines

Find all this and more (including "What Does Grimes Have to Say") in this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT.

The Queen is Dead. Long Live the Boy Meets World.

Toot! Toot! All aboard this week's edition of THE TRASH REPORT gossip train!

Gorbachev is Gone, Chick-Fil-A is Coming to Town, and (Oh, Great) Volcanoes are on Fire Now.

Welcome to THE TRASH REPORT, featuring all the trashiest news and gossip—and its been a VERY messy week!

We Like Joe Biden and Metallica; We Don't Like Kevin McCarthy; We're Not Sure About Virgos

Let's dig in to the latest national and local news and gossip... with THE TRASH REPORT!

Manchin Likes Pens, Fetterman Likes Vegetables, The Taylors like Taylors, and... Moths

C'mon, Trash Lovers! Let's Dive Into Another Week of Delicious Gossip with THE TRASH REPORT.

THE TRASH REPORT: That Fuckin' Guy, Why Swearing is Cool, and Instructions in Cross-Cultural Romance from Ben and Jen

Sensitive Boys, Dancing Pigs (Maybe?!) and Feral Cat Colonies

This and More Hot Goss in this Week's Edition of THE TRASH REPORT!

A Pastor Robbed, Taylor Pollutes, and William Pegged

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THE TRASH REPORT: Josh Hawley Jogs, Biden Takes a Break (Not), and Arnold Says "He'll Be Back"... To Fart On You

THE TRASH REPORT: One Trump Down, Huma's Revenge, and Flesh-Eating Bugs

THE TRASH REPORT: Goodbye Boris, Hello Gentleminions!

Courts! Cruises! Crackers! COVID!

The Supreme Court BAD! Timberlake BAD! Chocolate Milk GOOD!!!!!

Cursed Real Estate, Fake Money, Himbo Ken, and More!

Wholesome Activities, Creepy Sedition, and It's Britney's Wedding, Bitch

Long Live the Queen (of England) and the Queens (Lesbian Foxes)!

Ray Liotta, Shakira, and Colossal Cocks

We're Paying Attention to Julia Fox, Hot Model Yumi Nu, and the World's Best Big Mac-Eatin' Wisconsin Man

Good Rescues, Bad Moms, and Bras That Are Clothes

Pizza Entitlement, Fancy Dresses, and Why Voting Doesn't Matter (Except When It Does, Like NOW)

An Almost-Naked Man, a Haunted Church, and Rachel McAdams Existing

Biden in Portland, Woman in an Outhouse, and Ferris Bueller in His Sister

Planned Parenthood, People for Portland, and Corpses (Both Current and Ancient)

On Ghosts and Gubernatorial Candidates

Bad Celebrities and Good Animals (Also, Scary Animals!)

Good Shade, Bad Vibes, and Ugly Shoes

Elk Outrage, Horny Mature Whales, and GOP Baby-Nappers!