Peach Dragon Fruit Slurpee? They are desperate! When I was a kid...
And I kind of see the point about the helmet. I don't know anything about Thor, but comparing the two pictures, the one on the left looks like some dude with long hair and a cape. And did they add facial hair?

*one on the right, I meant

So, I'm not really up on the Thor movie, but apparently the movie added facial hair, not 7-11. All I can say in attempt to justify another post is that I like the reference in Peter Bagge's Hate years ago about the strangeness and collectability of things like Happy Meal tie-in toys that don't look look like a toy figurine of Fred Flintsone but instead a figuring of John Goodman dressed like Fred Flintstone.

blue is always the best flavor.

I still have my Remains of the Day Slurpee cup. The straw goes into Emma Thompson's teapot.

Teapot may be a euphemism for something.

You're gonna have to add a few good slugs of aquavit if you really want to get hammered.

No helmet? He might as well be a roadie for 38 Special...

*figurine not figuring (I suck at life)

fig 1: further proof that Jack Kirby was THE greatest pop artist of the 1960's.

fig 2: Chuck Norris at a Renaissance Fair.

WTF Humpy? There's only one Fruit Cup around these parts. And it sure as shit isn't Thor.

Sorry Fruit Cup! I meant to say Del Monte™ Fruitcup. I was just so GODDAMN ANGRY ABOUT THAT METROSEXUAL DOORKNOB'S REFUSAL TO WEAR THE GODDAMN HELMET!!!