Anonymous

To my neighborhood porn store: We’ve known each other for a while. Each time my BFF or I need a new vibrator or some humorously tall platform glitter shoes, you’re the one we turn to. That’s why when we urgently needed a pair of sex cuffs we came straight to you. And my, were we […]

You had the audacity to sell meth for the last year across from my lovely house, thinking nobody was the wiser. I allowed you to hang yourself. I let it be known I had cameras set up in my house, right across from your shitty apartment. But, noooooooooooo… You had to keep right on selling […]

To the douchebag who stole my fuzzy little magnetic cow off the gas tank on my motorcycle last week: I hope karma skull-fucks you and your grandparents. I hope you wake up missing a leg, or with your car missing all its tires. Keep your drunk fucking mitts off other people’s shit. Why you felt it was okay […]