And also plays that song he played on The West Wing.
Posted inMovies & TV
The Music of Strangers: Yo-Yo Ma Does Rock!
And Also Plays That Song He Played on The West Wing
Elinor Jones
Elinor Jones writes the gossip column, THE TRASH REPORT, as well as movie reviews, and dinosaur stuff. She likes your lipstick.
Posted inThe Jeff Goldblum Issue
Ian Malcolm Should Have His Own TV Show. Here Are Some Ideas!
Ian Malcolm is amazing with his shirt off. I miss Dr. Ian Malcolm. Another brainiac, Frasier Crane, lived a full second life after Cheers with Frasier. The biggest mistake ever made in the Jurassic Park universe (aside from that gymnast girl in The Lost World, ugh, she was the worst) was Malcolm not getting his […]
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Starring Dr. Ian Malcolm as Himself
Ian Malcolm Should Have His Own TV Show. Here Are Some Ideas!
Ian Malcolm should have his own TV show. Here are some ideas!
Posted inMovies & TV
Here’s Some Sexy Fan Fiction About Why Now You See Me 2 Exists
STUDIO EXECUTIVE 1: I want more money. Let’s make an unnecessary sequel. STUDIO EXECUTIVE 2: Okay. SE1: How about Now You See Me? That was a movie. SE2: I forgot about that movie until just now, when you reminded me that it existed. Was this that relatively contained dumpster fire about sexy magicians? SE1: Yes. […]
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Sexy Producer Fan Fiction about Now You See Me 2
How the Sequel Sausage Gets Made
How the sequel sausage gets made.
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Princess Shaw‘s 15 Minutes of (YouTube) Fame
The internet is my favorite intangible place. It’s full of interesting facts, interesting lies, and boring facts that become interesting black holes at 3 am when you have to work early. The internet is also shady as hell, which is part of what makes it fun, but also what makes it conflicting. When, in this […]
Posted inMovies & TV
Me Before You: In Which Finnick Odair and Daenerys Targaryen Fall in LooOOOooOOOVE!
Advance movie screenings often feature crappy free swag. When I arrived at the advance screening of Me Before You, I was urged to take a free box of tissues emblazoned with an image from this film. “Will I need these?” I asked. “OH YES,” they promised. I took my free Kleenex. I cry at cat […]
Posted inFood and Drink
The Definitive Ranking of Ice Cream Flavors
(That Also Happens to Be Inarguably Correct)
The only true and accurate ranking of ice cream flavors you will ever read.
Posted inMovies & TV
Me Before You (and Tea and Tissues)
This English Romance Isn’t Romantic, But It Is Hyper-English Garbage
This English romance isn’t romantic, but it is hyper-English garbage.
Posted inMovies & TV
Starting Tonight: The Portland Queer Documentary Film Festival!
Summer is coming, and while you may be excited to numb your brain with glossy explosions at the nearest multiplex, maybe try to make it work a little bit first? Lucky for all of you, QDoc—the Portland Queer Documentary Film Festival—takes over the Hollywood Theatre this weekend, bringing a dozen options for stimulating minds and […]
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Get Smart with QDoc
An Excellent Collection of Documentaries. Plus: Dancing!
An excellent collection of documentaries. Plus: dancing!