Beyoncé’s Lemonade is the only thing that matters.
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Posted inComedy
New Column!
Mr. Clean Magic Eraser: Deleted Customer Reviews
Mr. Clean Magic Eraser: deleted customer reviews.
Posted inLetters
Letters to the Editor
“This Is the Closest Trump Supporters Will Be to Higher Education in Their Lifetimes.”
“This is the closest Trump supporters will be to higher education in their lifetimes.”
Posted inCannabis
You’re Wrong About That: Weed
“You’re Wrong About That: The 420 Edition” by Francine Colman-Gutierrez.
Posted inGossip
One Day at a Time
Finally, Some GOOD Lindsay Lohan News!! OMIGOD!!
Finally, Some GOOD Lindsay Lohan News!! OMIGOD!!
Posted inPortland Dating Dispatch
Portland Dating Dispatch
At the Crossroads of Cool and Crazy
“In this world, you gotta not care what other people think.”
Posted inI, Anonymous
Portland Dating Dispatch
Deafening Applause
“It’s not what you think. It’s far worse.”
Posted inSex
The HUMP! Tour Returns to Portland—DON’T MISS YOUR LAST CHANCE!
HUMP! 2015 returns to Portland for one weekend only!
HUMP! 2015 returns to Portland for one weekend only!
Posted inLetters
Letters to the Editor
“This Crisis Is a Man-Made Disaster.”
“This crisis is a man-made disaster. Landlords, developers, and real estate investment interests have made it.”
Posted inSports
Everything as Fuck
The Playoffs!!
OH SHIT THE BLAZERS ARE ABOUT TO BE IN THE PLAYOFFS. OH SHIT.
Posted inGossip
One Day at a Time
Donald Trump Is—Is NOT—IS a Feminist!
Donald Trump is—is NOT—IS a feminist!