“Bullseye is acting like a drunk with a fast car.”
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My, What a Busy Week!
Things to do for May 25-31.
I, Anonymous
“To all the women over 30 at the Violent Femmes show…”I, Anonymous
New Column!
Gold Medal All-Purpose Flour Deleted Customer Reviews
Letters to the Editor
A magickal confluence of people who should never write us again.
My, What a Busy Week!
Things to do for May 18-24.
Letters to the Editor
“It’s people like you that make stupid people vote for Trump.”
My, What a Busy Week!
Things to do for May 11-17.
Portland Dating Dispatch
I’M SORRY. I’m a liar. I am not a professional wig tester. Though I’m sure this is somebody’s real profession, sadly I was just bored on our “date” and decided to spice things up! No, I do not have an eccentric clientele of celebrities and drag queens that I test for. No, I do not […]
