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Horrors
“When Witches Don’t Fight, We Burn.” Good Advice!
I LOVED season one of American Horror Story, glumly put up with season two (the asylum plot had too many nutty loose ends), and I’m looking forward to season three… American Horror Story: Coven. It’s about a witches coven in New Orleans, and early buzz says it’s funnier and more on point. Exec producer Ryan […]
Here’s Your Sassy Walking Dead Halloween Costume
Because apparently someone demanded it, here is the “Sassy Rick Grimes” costume from Spirit Halloween—and it’s only $49.99. (Though if I’m paying 50 bones, I’d rather be “sexy” than “sassy.”) I mean, I like it and all? But if I’m gonna dress up as any sassy Walking Dead character, here’s my sassy choice. What can […]
Using Photoshop For Evil
Today’s most terrifying Internet thing. Face-swapping kids and dolls. Officially the creepiest thing the Internet has ever made. Shut. It. Down. http://t.co/JWYgpeCLvZ— Joe Hanson (@jtotheizzoe) August 20, 2013
St. Louis Now Has “Hipsters”—AND THEY ARE THE WORRRRRRST!!!
If you love to cringe, for the love of all that’s holy, PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO. Here a St. Louis news station discovers that “hipsters” have descended upon their city—so of course they have to do a jaw-droppingly terrible special report. What are hipsters? (They like jazz, “trends” and walking around with their shoelaces untied.) […]
Why Erik Henriksen Shot Himself in the Head
It’s not every day you hear a gunshot ring out in the Mercury offices… it’s more like every other day. But today when I heard a tell-tale BLAM!!, I had a couple of minutes to spare, so I decided to investigate… and yep! It was senior editor Erik Henriksen with a bullet lodged in his […]
Meanwhile In “Real” America
Tulsa, Oklahoma, deserves to host the 2024 Olympics because, you know, Tulsa is the “real” America: Tulsa, its boosters argue, offers something that big-ticket American rivals like Los Angeles, Boston and Dallas can only dream of—the vast frontier of America. This part of the country produced Woody Guthrie and Jim Thorpe. Neon signs still glow […]
“I was hoping๏ปฟ this video ended with you getting punched in the face.”
The title of this post is the top comment for this video on YouTube, and it’s true… the guy behind the iPhone is a dick. But because I’m a horrible person I still laughed.
Nope, Nope, Absolutely Not, Nope
Nope. Don’t do it. No. Absolutely not. You do not want to go there. Trust me on this, just say no. Say nope, say nada, say no way. DO… NOT. Tempted to press “play”? Simply don’t. I did—and I regret it. In the top 100 regrettable things I’ve done in my life, this ranks at […]
The Batman Theme Song Recreated with Actual Bat Sounds
I present this without comment other than to say, “THIS FREAKS ME OUT!!” To find out how they did it, read this. I’m going to lie down with a cold washcloth on my face.
Today In Nightmares
If you are even the tiniest bit afraid of snakes, DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. h/t Scary Tyler Moore!
