Oh, we’re all just so over zombies. We’ve seen so many TV shows and movies about zombies, we think we’ve learned everything there is to know about them—BUT WE’RE WRONG. In the following clip from Family Feud, the question is “Name something you know about zombies”… and while your answer may have automatically been “eats […]
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This Halloween, I’m Going as “Adorkable.”
In a perhaps futile attempt to promote a few of their shows, FOX has produced some downloadable, printable masks featuring stars from some of their shows… like the actually very funny New Girl. Cue Adorkable Mask! Courtesy FOX They also have Cece, Nick, Winston, and Schmidt—but I don’t know why you’d ever want to choose […]
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Happy Halloween! Allow Us to Invite You Inside… MURDER HOUSE.
Tonight, while you walk the dark streets, and you see the happy, smiling children running from house to house in search of their next fist full of candy… take a moment to stare at the homes you pass… and wonder what evil acts may have transpired there. That’s the idea behind this week’s Mercury feature, […]
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Conan Introduces the “Cat-Piloted Decoy Chewbacca.”
There’s still time to secure a Halloween costume… even for those who REFUSE to go to Halloween parties! It’s called the “Cat-Piloted Decoy Chewbacca,” and… why should I say another word about it? It’s a “CAT-POWERED DECOY CHEWBACCA!” Watch.
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Universal Studios Cancels Ride Due to Gay Superman Controversy
Vice’s Jamie Lee Curtis Taete went to the new Bill and Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure show at Universal Studios and saw some “comedy” that wouldn’t have been out of place in the bad old homophobic 1960s: Anyway, Superman joins Bill and Ted on their witch-killing quest. Bill and Ted are pretty psyched about that because, […]
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What Do You Think of Facebook's Decapitation Video Ban?
First, Facebook banned videos of decapitations. Then it reversed its policy on decapitation videos. Now it’s banning them again. Nudity is still, and has always been, banned on Facebook.
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Guys! There’s TOTALLY a Ghost Haunting This Pizza Hut!
Is a Pizza Hut in Centereach, New York haunted? Like… by a G-G-G-G-GHOST? Amateur paranormal investigators Pauly and “Fanboy Kev” are totally convinced after a thorough investigation of that particular Pizza Hut’s bathroom. AND THEY HAVE VIDEO PROOF TO PROVE IT! If true, this is definitely the creepiest corporate fast food chain in America. Congrats, […]
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Kids Say the Creepiest Things!
Dan Pearce of the wildly entertaining blog Single Dad Laughing asked his Facebook friends to share “the creepiest thing a kid has ever said to you.” What he got wasn’t creepy. IT’S FREAKING TERRIFYING. (Here are just a few!) Two years ago my door bell rang. When I answered there was a little kid 4 […]
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UPDATE!!! “Chinese Food” Music Video—Now with Screaming Goat
This morning I alerted you to the new joint from Ark Music Factory (makers of fine entitled rich teens like Rebecca Black) titled “Chinese Food”—which is all about Chinese food! Well, the internet has already fallen in love with this song by rich, not-very-talented Alison Gold… and what does the internet do when it falls […]
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I’ll Take One Single Soy Half-Caff TELEKINETIC FREAKOUT, Please.”
This one’s runnin’ all over the internet, but sweet Jesus, is it good! To promote the upcoming Carrie remake, some actors and special effects people prank coffee shop patrons into believing a woman is having a full-blown TELEKINETIC FREAKOUT. And the reactions? PRICELESS. (I especially love the guy with the pastry, and the woman who […]
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Guillermo del Toro Does The Simpsons—and it is Overwhelmingly Glorious
Creepy flick director Guillermo del Toro helmed the opening sequence of The Simpsons‘ annual “Treehouse of Horror” (number XXIV, to be exact) and it airs this Sunday on Fox at 8 pm. OR YOU CAN WATCH IT HERE AND NOW! And you might want to spend an hour or two on it, just to figure […]
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GAHH! The New American Horror Story Opening Credits! GAHHH!!
OKAY. Turn the lights down, put on your headphones, expand this video to full screen and watch the new super CREEEEPY American Horror Story: Coven opening credits. Remember it’s about a witches coven in New Orleans—and apparently? It’s also about some kind of weird, reverse Ku Klux Klan, some creepy goat human that lives out […]