It’s a Friday (TGIF!), you’re stoked about the weekend (RIGHT?!!) and about the baked eggs and ham thing you just ate (FUCKIN’ YUM), and you’re cruising for a little light reading to aid the digestion process. How about all these horrific Reddit stories from rapists detailing why they rape? I know, I know: Horrifying and […]
Horrors
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH
The New York City Parks Department claims that this is a pig: Via HOWEVER. “I definitely agree that the feet are not pig-like at all,” [Denise] Ginley confirmed to Daily Intel. “No hooves or cloven feet to be seen—it definitely had five toes on all its paws, front and back.” She added, “I think it […]
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12 Dead at Colorado The Dark Knight Rises Screening
In an absolutely terrifying and tragic story, 12 people are dead and at least 50 are injured after a gunman entered a screening of The Dark Knight Rises in Aurora, Colorado, threw a tear gas canister and began opening fire on the audience. From ABC News: The suspect, James Holmes, 24, of Aurora, was caught […]
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Evil Cat Supercut
For those who have had quite enough of adorable internet cats, here’s a video that’s more steeped in reality (at least my reality). BEHOLD! The Evil Cat Supercut from the Animal Planet series My Cat from Hell. “Let go of the Quinoa.”
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THIS IS HOW SKYNET WILL DESTROY US ALL
TED is a large, wall-based installation consisting of an array of 80 Teddy Ruxpin dolls that speak emotional content gathered from the web via synthetic speech with animated mouths. The speaking of the emotional content is accompanied by one of twenty-four musical vignettes that have been paired to the emotional content being spoken. More terrifying […]
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Don’t Go In The House!
Cut the sunny, happy crap tonight with the Grindhouse Film Festival’s latest infliction of horror: A super-rare 35mm print of the 1979 horror film Don’t Go In The House. It’s the tale of a charming young man whose even more charming mother raised him by using lit matches as a corrective to naughty behavior. Thusly, […]
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Sandusky’s Son Says He Was Abused, Too.
Ugh. As the jury left to deliberate in the Jerry Sandusky trial, one of his adopted sons had a bombshell press conference announcing that he, too, had been sexually abused by Sandusky: Matt Sandusky is one of six children he and his wife adopted. Matt had been one of his father’s staunchest supporters despite his […]
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Today in AWWWKWARD! Lena Dunham on Jimmy Fallon
In this interview with Jimmy Fallon, Girls auteur Lena Dunham describes the crush she had on the host when she was 15, that SURPRISE! Gets increasingly freaking WEIRD. Watching Jimmy trying to maintain a “it’s cool!” face is priceless… because this definitely isn’t “cool.”
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Sunday at the Haunters Convention
Courtney Ferguson Hearse so good. After a grisly weekend of killing rats in the yard, I popped by the West Coast Haunters Convention at Portland’s most bone-chilling of exhibition spaces, the Lloyd Center Doubletree (I think their pool is haunted). It’s a three-day-long trade show/convention that gives detailed instructions about how to make your regional […]
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Please Stop Eating Each Other. No Really, Stop It.
It’s true, the internet is eating its own tail. But in the interest of your being able to keep up with the water-cooler talk, here comes the latest horrifying act of cannibalism, this time from Sweden.
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Happy World Goth Day!
Man, I would have worn something different to work today if someone had bothered to tell me it was freaking WORLD GOTH DAY. Luckily there is still time to stop home for something black/antique/lacy, pancake makeup, and a blood red lip before bellying up at Lovecraft, my very favorite goth bar, and possibly the only […]
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Confidential to NOM’s Brian Brown: You’re On, Motherfucker
I will name the time and the place, per your offer, as soon as possible. Looking forward to it, NOMnuts.