Mere days after a new Chromatics tune turns up, we get a new one from Glass Candy as well. The other project of the prolific Johnny Jewel—the man must never sleep, since actually he has several other projects beyond Glass Candy and Chromatics—is due to release a new album called ///BODY WORK///, and this teaser […]
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The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
What a perfect day to jump into and discuss last night’s SHOCKING episode of The Walking Dead, right? So what are we waiting for? Hit the jump for some spoiler-ish thoughts from yours truly, or dive right into the comments if you’re such a goddamn know-it-all. HAPPY HALLOWEEN, btw. ‘We’re not gonna take it! NO! […]
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Good Morning, News!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, BLOGTOWN! Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening! And the music was soothing, and they all started groooooving! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! LET’S GO TO PRESS. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: 27 Occupy Portland protesters were arrested early Sunday morning for refusing to bug out of the Pearl District’s Jamison […]
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Here’s Your Halloween Costume: Keep Up the Faith Priest
Only $34.99. Sometimes it’s hard being a priest. This funny priest costume has jock strap that goes underneath the robe, which you velcro around the waist and between the legs. The strap has a “growing groin” that’s attached to a hose and pump and extends when pumped. Well… it is Sunday.
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Death Rock + J.Pop = Baby Metal (FUCK YEEEEEEAAAHHH!)
Hat tips to Merc sales manager and devotee of J.Pop (or is it death metal? Whatever…) Rob Thompson who turned me on to a Japanese band that finally marries these two fantastic musical genres. They are called BABY METAL and they are fucking AWWWWWESOME!!! Check it out, and never ever listen to any kind of […]
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Here’s Your Halloween Costume: The Big Kahuna
Only $61.97. I think I’m growing numb.
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Here’s Your Halloween Costume: Anita Waxin
Only $48.99. Woo girl! You need to trim those hedges! The Anita Waxin costume includes a red, one-piece swimsuit, made from polyester. Straps fit around the shoulders, while big poly-foam breasts with buttons for nipples are attached to the chest, with a red, stretchy cloth that fits over top of them. The front reads “Life […]
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Banned Nickelodeon Movie Returns for Halloween!
You may not remember this, but if you do you’re gonna freak the fawk OUT! The banned, supposedly lost Nickelodeon horror movie Cry Baby Lane is scheduled to be rebroadcast—for the first time since it originally aired back in 2000—this Halloween night at 9 pm on Teen Nick. The film was originally banned from Nickelodeon […]
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Here’s Your Halloween Costume: “Harlem Globetrotter”
Only $53.97. Now… it seems to me this costume would only be okay under certain conditions. One condition in particular jumps to mind. Discuss.
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Here’s Your Halloween Costume: Miss Charge It Credit Card
Only $47.99. Hey, Big Spender!! Welcome the first “Instant Gratification Titanium Card”. Includes one large “Bank of Unlimited Shopping USA” pink credit card to be worn strapped to the chest. Name on the card reads “Lois Price, In debt since 10-31-05”. The phrase “Never pay just charge away” is written in black cursive lettering in […]
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Halloween Hauntings
We covered a lot of ground in our Destination Halloween column this week (coming to an internet near you today), but here’s a few perennial favorites for your Halloween hauntings: Baron Von Goolo What has become of Olive? FrightTown at the Rose Garden, daily through Oct. 31, 7 pm, $20. It’s three separate haunted exhibits […]
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That’s Your Halloween Costume: Super Creepy Gynecologist
Only $23.97. It’s not so much the costume that freaks me out… it’s the COSTUME’S NAME. Dr. Howie Feltersnatch M.D. Gynecologist Costume They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, butthey won’t be able to stay away from this amusing get-up! This doctor’s name will have the women ru nning & the men […]