Only $38.99. You don’t have to drive across town to get your favorite Mexican food with this taco costume!
Horrors
Posted inTV
The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club!
Well, okay… I still say that American Horror Story gives you more bang for your creepy TV show buck, but last night’s The Walking Dead was a VAST improvement after last week’s anemic season premiere. Wanna chitty-chat about it? YES, YOU DO! Hit the jump for some my spoilerific thoughts, or go straight to the […]
Posted inPuppy
Here’s Your Dog’s Halloween Costume: “Tank Dog”
I vote we send at least 300 of these “Tank Dogs” overseas… show those foreigners what AMERICA is all about! And if you loved that, please do not miss “Tank Dog’s” weapons test.
Posted inHorrors
Here’s Your Halloween Costume: Chief Big Wood
“Chief Big Wood”: Only $54.50. This chief has a big canoe waiting for you! Invite her into your dugout and show her a naughty native time dressed in our Chief Big Wood Costume. Yes, this is racist. But at least they’re insinuating that Native Americans are well-endowed. So there’s that?
Posted inDrunk
A Hollywood Vintage Halloween
I just returned from New York City, where on literally every block of Manhattan a seasonal “Ricky’s” Halloween costume shop has opened its doors to sell the masses life-sized replicas of Indiana Jones and $40 pairs of “creepy contact lenses.” Halloween planning may not have permeated the streets of Portland to such an extreme (seriously, […]
Posted inHorrors
Here’s Your Dog’s Halloween Costume: “Pig the Ripper”
Here’s a costume for your dog: A pig that strangles dogs. If I were a dog, I’d be scared shitless of this.
Posted inHorrors
Here’s Your Halloween Costume: “Pants Party”
Hat tips to commenter Todd who inspired me to go hunting for the best in Japanese Halloween costumes. Here’s one for you to wear, aptly entitled “Pants Party.” Because there’s a party. In your pants. Many more Japanese Halloween monstrosities here.
Posted inHorrors
Here’s Your Halloween Costume: “Snake Charmer”
“Snake Charmer”: Only $49.99 at Halloween Mart. Description: A sight rarely seen outside the street markets of India, it is the Great Snake Charmer! The Great Snake Charmer stupefies passers-by while he maneuvers his snake with grace and elegance by simply blowing his own flute. The Great Snake Charmer has such control over his snake […]
Posted inFood and Drink
Here’s Your Halloween Costume: “Longuini & Meatballs”
“Longuini & Meatballs”: Only $34.99 at Halloween Mart. Description: Welcome to Longuini’s Ristorante! May I interest you in our special this fine evening? Our world famous Longuini’s sausage and meatball platter features a fantastic specimen of the finest I-talian sausage around and two beautifully round and firm meat-a balls. Now ladies, don’t be afraid of […]
Posted inHorrors
Here’s Your Halloween Costume: Casey Anthony
Only $25 on eBay. via Because everyone secretly wants to be an acquitted child murderer. (BONUS! If you really feel like getting beat up on Halloween this year, there’s this.)
Posted inHorrors
Here’s Your Halloween Costume: Men’s Gay Wig
Available for only $14.99 from Amazon.com. By the way…
Posted inReligion
Jesus + Halloween = JESUSWEEN!!!
Because two major holidays just isn’t enough to harness the awesomeness of JESUS™, now He’s planning on taking over one of the greatest holidays of the year, Halloween, thereby transforming it into JesusWeen. (Get it? Halloween – “hallow” + “Jesus” = JesusWeen? Get it? I SAID, “DO… YOU… FUCKING… GET… IT????) JesusWeen according to the […]