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ONE DAY AT A TIME

… in 1988! YEAR IN REVIEW

JANUARY-FEBRUARY, 1988 Shocking as it may sound, there was “gossip” before Britney Spears—but generally speaking, it wasn’t nearly as juicy. However, in honor of the Mercury‘s “Best of 1988” issue, we’ve hit the history books to dig up the stinkiest piles of scandal… many of which are fossilized and currently on display at the Smithsonian. […]

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One Day at a Time

MONDAY, JUNE 9 Coming to you from Hollyweird with all the latest nasty scoopage, it’s One Day at a Time! First on the agenda: IS MADONNA GETTING A DIVORCE? According to not-necessarily-reliable gossip site Holy Moly (the name doesn’t exactly inspire confidence, does it?), Her Madg-esty has hired England’s scrappiest barrister to represent her in […]

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One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

MONDAY, JUNE 2 Though we primarily deal with steaming piles of hot Hollyweird gossip, and only rarely stick our toes in national politics, this week the two worlds collided. (Yay!) The Clinton campaign blew apart today—and it wasn’t even Barack Obama’s fault! Vanity Fair magazine came out with a dishy article about Bill Clinton, which […]

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One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

MONDAY, MAY 26 “Hmm… that’s funny. Says here that George Clooney is breaking up with his girlfriend.” And those were the last words Hubby Kip uttered before he was unceremoniously body checked from in front of the computer by yours truly. In fact, the neighbors actually called 911 over the hullabaloo that was coming from […]

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One Day at a Time

The Week in Review

MONDAY, MAY 19 Love continues to improve the smell of Tinselturd! As sickeningly reported last week in One Day, “romance” has replaced Ugg boots as the latest Hollyweird fashion. Take for example today, when a million teenage masturbatory fantasies were cruelly shattered after it was announced that hotsy-totsy Jessica Alba got secretly married. According to […]

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One Day at A Time

The Week in Review

MONDAY, MAY 12 As spring turns into summer, it’s time once again to reach deep into our closets, throw out those hideous shoes from last fall, and slip into some new darling kicks (preferably from Balenciaga). However, as we already know, Hollyweird celebs toss out people instead of shoes, and Kate “Dr. Kevorkian” Hudson has […]

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