Scalpers ruin the fun for this Justin Timberlake fan (who’s coming to the Moda Center in November SQUEEEEEE!). I didn’t have access to any pre-sale tickets (I signed up for the fan club one day late, don’t have VIP credit cards, etc.) and had to work when they went on sale to the public. So […]
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Teen Gets To Hawaii In The Wheel Well Of A Jet
What the WHAT? The FBI says a 16-year-old boy stowed away in the wheel well of a flight from California to Hawaii, and survived. The boy is expected to fully recover.” According to The Maui News, the unidentified teen survived the trip “halfway across the Pacific Ocean unharmed despite frigid temperatures at 38,000 feet and […]
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Magician Can Produce a Zillion Birds, But Fails to Produce World Peace
On Britain’s Got Talent, a Canadian magician decides he’s better than anyone else in England and tries out for the show… and you know what? HE’S RIGHT. Check out magic man Darcy Oake produce a mind-numbing amount of birds out of thin air and then blow the brain right out of the panel’s head with […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Another necessary reminder that tipping is next to godliness. Hi Mr (I could use your name, but i won’t). You’ve been to my bar EVERY Blazer game this entire season – to the point where I knew what you drink and knew your name. I poured your drink as you were standing in line, at […]
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Let’s Coin a Phrase: Stephanie Tannering
Erik totally Stephanie Tannered a guy at lunch today. (Does that work? Or does it sound like a sex thing?) Here’s what happened: We were in line at Los Gorditos, waiting to order at the counter. It was very crowded. There was a table open when Erik and I stepped up to order, but when […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
You know you’re in for trouble when an I, Anonymous post starts out like this: Dearest (Mexican) Neighbor, oh how I dislike you, but not because of your race, no. If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone qualify their racism in this particular way, I’d have 24,757 nickels. I’M RICH!!! Anyway, […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Huh. Somebody really loves Angelina Jolie. I am so fascinated with Angelie Jolie that I find myself searching the internet for anything about her. It is a girl crush I know, but isn’t she so mature these days and more gorgeous then ever? What a life. Brad Pitt the kids, her clothes, and her rebel […]
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Headline of the Day
Slate: German Neo-Nazi Party Rocked by Interracial Porn and Penis Cake Scandals This is the sort of shit that used to rock Nazi parties.
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Someone from Panama (!!!) has some advice to all of the I, Anonymous Bloggers back here in Portland: Why not write to the Merc with anonymous raves? Why not spread the love of this city and her people…the reasons you still live here despite the rain and the apparently deadly rival gang violence between cyclists […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
And now, a word from someone who rightfully admits he’s a coward and a dick: When I saw you laying there on the side of the road, I froze. You had obviously been hit by a car on your bike, for I saw the mangled thing not far from you. You were laying still, but […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Today in terrible people doing terrible things… So I’m waiting for the 75 bus at the Hollywood transit center, trying to keep dry in the shelter when you come rolling up. You, with your giant, Christopher-Pike-from Star-Trek motorized dick chariot [wheelchair], trying to fit it in where it clearly doesn’t belong. There are already four […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
I had a learning moment today when I was reading “Former Facebook Friends” over on the I, Anonymous Blog. Did y’all know you can finger-hump boobies? I mean, I guess I knew you could, but why would you? Does anyone get anything out of that deal? Anywhozit. This anonymous Casanova is wondering why his baby […]