The I, Anonymous Blog: It’s not only for rants and confessions… sometimes it’s about asking the very deep, probing questions about our very existence: More of a question than a rant, why do firefighters take their fucking fire engine grocery shopping? It seems like a colossal waste. Ponder this and offer your own hypothesis. And […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Sing it, sister! What gives you the right to hassle a stranger in public? Nothing! I’ve dealt with this sort of public shaming my whole life, not only have people verbally abused me, but physically attacked me years ago in high school (& got away with it). I would like it to end now! I […]
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It’s So Hard to Find Good Stenographers These Days…
Yesterday House Republicans finally came to the realization that they were fucking themselves out of a pretty sweet job by obstructing… you know… “the government,” and therefore decided to end the shutdown. HOWEVER! As Denis mentioned briefly in GMN, their stupid, selfish shenanigans drove a lot of people absolutely crazy in the process—including, apparently, the […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog COMMENT o’ the Day!
As you know the I, Anonymous Blog is where Mercury trolls go to meet other trolls and make troll babies. And yet? We never feature them in our I, Anon call-outs! I’m rectifying that (not very) shameful situation by instituting the occasional “I, Anonymous Blog COMMENT o’ the Day”… starting with this one from JRR […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
This I, Anonymous Blog submission came from a couple who just recently moved to Portland, but before they arrived, they were forced to stay with some relatives in “Snuffyville, OR”. Here is how they are described. He has milked the system all his life, and we were sure he was a changed man. He is […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Along the same lines as this post, Blogtown consulting detective Graham also tipped us to this neighborhood notice (also found on the delightful r/Portland imgur page), which doubles for a great I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day! Not cool, mildly overweight white guy with beard, shoulder length dark hair and glasses who was in […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Oh, NICE. A cute bartender makes an old blind deaf guy cry! BOOOOOOOOOO!!! The guy is over 60 years old which means he’s probably really good at reading lips. When you walked in last night and said “oh no not you again”, with your face slightly turned so he couldn’t see. You forgot that there […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Normally we don’t publish spam on the I, Anonymous Blog… but this one was too good to resist! I really want to thank Dr [name redacted] for saving my marriage. My husband really treat me bad and left the home for almost 1 month i was sick because of this, then i contacted traditionalspellcaster for […]
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An Interview with Justice Scalia about the Devil
Okay, okay, that’s not what the whole interview is about—it’s also about Seinfeld! Asked about popular entertainment, Scalia says: “I loved Seinfeld. In fact, I got some CDs of Seinfeld.” But it’s the Devil stuff I can’t get out of my head. Just imagine being Jennifer Senior, conducting this interview, trying to ask a question […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
In a subtly-titled post called “Move Away, Dicks”…. So, you moved to Portland because it’s weird, artsy and on the cutting-edge of cool. I look different than you because I am all of the above mentioned qualities so it strikes me as ironic your obviously wealthy ass finds it necessary, if not second nature, to […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Here’s an idea from an I, Anonymous Blog poster: Everybody start growing pot in community gardens! Because nobody will steal it! WHAT. If Marijuana were growing as prolific as the weed that it is, then it wouldn’t matter if someone now and then helped themselves to the excess. The solution is for everybody to start […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Another public service announcement from the I, Anonymous Blog: Well now the real Portland has shown it’s wet, soggy face, and it’s gonna mean mug us all for the next 8 months so here’s the rule: If you have an umbrella and the person walking toward you doesn’t, DON’T walk along the space under the […]