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Sometimes rants cannot be confined to one I, Anonymous Blog submission. That’s why this guy wrote TWO. And Men, did you know your wives, sisters, daughters and mothers are splattering their piss all over formerly clean toilet seats? You women who use the very nice, very clean restrooms in the visitors’ center, the library, and […]

Today in “appalling behavior”: Lady’s parking ticket is expired, but is busy changing a poopy baby diaper in the back seat. Enter a parking enforcement officer who writes her a ticket, and CUE THE APPALLING! I’m appalled that enforcing the rules and generating a little revenue trumps doing what’s clearly ‘right’ on a basic human […]

This guy over on the I, Anonymous blog has a point about browser ads that trumpet his clandestine internet activity: A man can’t jerk it anymore! Well, he can, but not without prying internet eyes. Clearing my web browser is easier than stashing Playboys but Jesus, at least the Playboy won’t be constantly reminding me, […]

Hmmf! Hippies at the bulk spice station. WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS. I said “hey man, I just want to get some pepper, do you mind me getting into your special herb gathering for a moment” You said: it’s a free world man. I pointed out the lack of prep space as there was […]

Note to populace: Do NOT steal this guy’s tip jar! I hope that you die in a fiery fucking car accident in the woods that last three months and all the bears, squirrels, bunnies and shit, slowly eat your half alive burning body as you are forced to watch in the rear view mirror because […]

It’s time to play… Name that Obnoxious Indie-Rock Band! I dont care how rich you are. Mega mtv star but hitting on my girlfriend by smearing mayonaise on her face isnt cool. You and your “mates” (who dont tip worth a shit either like you) thought it was funny. The guitar player tried to feel […]

Wait… WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO MEEEEEE??? fuck breaking badfuck mad menfuck the walking deadfuck overly dramatic hour long bullshitbreaking bad? tim watley makes the same fucking face for an hour.it’s mush programming for morons.the same people who like it watched entouragefuck it But… but… but… I only watched maybe four… okay, fine… 12 […]

One thing I love about the I, Anonymous Blog is how trolls use it to troll people, but the only people reading it are other trolls—so it works out pretty good for trolls! Example: You Know You are a Hipster When…. 1.you are reading this2.you say you hate hipsters.3.you respond to this.4.you claim your mustache […]

Sometimes all one needs for an “I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day” is a headline: I Put My Penis in Your Oatmeal :((((((((((( Read the (sigh) details here. Hey, do you have a rant or confession that will probably make me sigh heavily and despair for the state of humanity? Send it to the […]

Rape or not rape… YOU BE THE JUDGE! Many months back. I responded to your ad: A Lesbian couple looking for a suitor, to help procreate a child for you. I was really just looking to get laid. Read the rest of this probably 100 percent bullshit submission, and decide for yourself: Is it rapey, […]