Taking its cue from Apple, or possibly Hot Topic, Microsoft is opening retail stores across the country, and one is coming to lucky, lucky Portland. The Portland Microsoft store opens at Pioneer Place Mall (in the former space of the Macaroni Grill, RIP forever and ever) with a celebration on Thursday, June 20 and Friday, […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
So this guy was talking to a cabbie looking for NW 23rd, and… The cab driver’s thick Russian accent was hard to understand. I had him repeat himself twice more before I realized he was saying, “Jew Lane.” Seriously? In a bit of shock and not seeking a potential in-cab conflict I just said, “I […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Your friend has cancer, and this is how you treat him/her? SHAME. I know it’s awkward not knowing what to say & all that, but having cancer can be enough of a bitch without all of my friends disappearing at once, leaving my bald & cancerous ass in bed alone while imagining all of the […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Ooof, the people of Portland’s chain restaurants aren’t taking their happy pills lately, as evidenced by the I, Anonymous Blog. (Not to mention what some miserable sack of excrement said to the insanely funny Todd Glass. Behave yourselves out there.) In “Thanks for the White Privilege Reminder Today”: Hey, bro-esque gentleman of the goatee-wearing variety […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Check out what this mortified person wrote over on the Anonymous Blog in “Oh Shit…”: Thank your for going down on me, as always. Thank you even more for being a complete fucking gentleman and not pointing out that I totally had shit stuck to my asshole. I don’t even know for sure if you […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Hey guys, I found a cool little thing over on the I, Anonymous blog. Apparently this person who wrote “The Word ‘Little’” is tired of every little thing being described as “little” in a condescending, belittling way. It’s funny how the word little gets used [in] a frequent, but really fucking annoying way. Example: “Oh, […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m still interested in staring at dudes who look like this: Tall bike? Check. Standard issue obnoxious tall bike-riding outfit? Check. Blaring music? Check. Dildo strapped to your forehead? Check. Have we all seen it before? Of course. The writer of “Yawn” on the I, Anonymous Blog goes […]
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Wait… Do I Like Kid Rock Now?
In a new interview with Rolling Stone that came out yesterday, Kid Rock talks about his upcoming summer tour, in which all seats are $20. (The tour has no Northwest dates scheduled currently). For someone who can draw like Kid Rock can—right or wrong, there is no accounting for taste—keeping every ticket at this price […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Pro or con: Bringing pigs into restaurants? This person is apparently CON! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. You and your awful mess of cornrows brought a god damn pig into the Tin Shed. A PIG IS A BARNYARD ANIMAL! Read the rest of his piggish rant here—and […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Let’s play the new I, Anonymous Blog game, “Spot the Mistake”! From the submission titled, “Dear ‘Tex Mex’ Restaurant”: Although you name yourself a “Tex Mex” restaurant, I think you are misleading people. It is upsetting that people come to your restaurant having never tasted Tex Mex, only to come out accepting your twisted version […]
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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!
Spring is here! Which means a flower bed full of Spring-centric I, Anonymooses are blooming. Such as this one called, “You Destroyed My Fucking Tulips.” There was a gorgeous magenta tulip about to bloom and I was so excited that it might have opened yesterday….until I came home and found that you’d ripped the bloom […]
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Stupid, Stupid Exercise Ball
You’re going to watch the following “Ultimate Exercise Ball Fails Compilation” and say to yourself, “HAWW!! Stupid, stupid people.” And yet I would be more inclined to say, “STUPID, STUPID EXERCISE BALL!” Why? Because in not a single one of these (okay, fine hilarious) clips does an exercise ball stay still and do what it […]