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Okay. So this guy is afraid he may have accidentally impregnated his sister via some of his splooge he left on the toilet seat. (????) But what’s super hilarious is that he thought it would be smarter to ask readers of the I, Anonymous Blog for some advice, instead of Dan Savage. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Do I […]

[MUFFLED STOMPING] Hey! HEY!! Quiet down! We’re trying to run a blog down here!! Ahem. Sorry. Now, what were you saying? Since you moved in, there has been a storm of noise from your apartment. You stomp up the stairs, walk around at all hours in your boots or heals, and despite living in your […]

Just in time for Halloween… people who are not welcome on this guy’s doorstep: The following are not welcome on my Halloween doorstep tonight:1, Teenagers… actually no one over 10 years old.2. Anyone without a costume3. Kids who grab candy from the bowl and refuse to say thank you. And oh, yes! There are even […]

Hi! Thanks for reading, enjoying, and submitting to the unbelievably popular I, Anonymous Blog! A few hints for those who want to submit a rant or confession. 1) Don’t identify people or businesses, and don’t use hateful language toward minorities. 2) Be original: Look around the blog to see if someone JUST posted the exact […]

Well… here’s today’s “most terrible person in the world”—and he’s got a special message for anyone that dares to make a noise in the general vicinity of his ears: The next time you need to go to the post office, for what ever reason, could you be so considerate as to leave your precious, adorable, […]

Here is an obvious response to this post about how bringing a filthy dog to a bar is somehow okay. I hope this person gets leukemia. Bar dogs are like those people I knew in my 20’s who would come out drinking with you and make out with you later at night without ever asking […]

Nobody wins in this neighbor vs. neighbor story—especially the rest of the world who must now come to grips with the fact that these people are on the same planet as us. BUT ANYWAY… You’re a nosey person, and I do not like you. In an attempt to retaliate, I made up up complaints about […]

Here’s today’s “first-world white skinny person problem”: Just because you are a size 14, or wtf ever size you are, I DON’T FUCKING CARE! Yes according to the single, small digit on my pants, I should not complain according to you, but just because YOU think I’m “skinny”, doesn’t mean you can call me names, […]