THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 18

9:00 CW SUPERNATURAL

Season premiere! Good news and bad news: Dean is free from hell, but now he's trapped in a coffin. D'oh!

10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

Season premiere! Dee and Charlie reduce their monthly grocery bills by becoming cannibals.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19

11:00 HBO REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER

With the campaign in full swing, now's the time to watch this hilarious and smart political snark fest.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20

9:00 BBCA PRIMEVEL

Season premiere! A raptor is totally putting a damper on a shopping center's Memorial Day sale.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 21

5:00 G4 SPACEBALLS: THE ANIMATED SERIES

Debut! Mel Brooks' parody of Star Wars gets the cartoon treatment.

10:00 AMC MAD MEN

Pete jumps on an unexpected opportunity at the office, and expectedly falls on his face.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 22

8:30 CBS HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

Season premiere! Barney finally experiences an emotion that some lesser beings sometimes describe as "love."

9:00 NBC HEROES

Season premiere! Sylar declares war on the Company; the Company revokes his 401K.

9:30 CBS WORST WEEK

Debut! A British remake about a schlub who ruins every attempt to impress his girlfriend's parents.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23

9:00 CBS THE MENTALIST

Debut! A fake psychic helps the police but is constantly hampered by the STOOPID name of his show.

9:00 FOX FRINGE

A load of bus commuters are mysteriously fossilized, which means you better take your bike.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24

8:30 CBS GARY UNMARRIED

Season premiere! Funny guy Jay Mohr stars in this almost funny sitcom about a serial monogamist.

9:00 BRAVO PROJECT RUNWAY

Rapper LL Cool Jay drops in to teach the honkies how to design for black people.