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Six Reasons Why Portland Sucks for Single Men

[Last week, a douchey article titled “Six Reasons Why Portland Sucks for Single Men” made the rounds on the Internets; it attributed the author’s inability to get laid to a variety of factors including the weather and the relative attractiveness of Portland’s womenfolk. What follows is a point-by-point re-creation of his arguments, in case you […]

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