A man gets a “fish pedicure.” (Now imagine being in the same tub and sitting down. Nude.) via
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Your New Oscars Drinking Game
As I’m sure you’ve forgotten, the Academy Awards are this Sunday starting at 5:30 pm. As I’m also sure you’ve forgotten, there’s a little column I write called I Love Television™ that in the current issue spotlights the Oscars and a game for getting completely wasted while watching it. It’s called… WM.™ STEVEN HUMP-ME’S ACADEMY […]
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Life Goes by So Fast… Oh, and by the Way, YOU’RE DEAD!!
This commercial for the Newton Bracewell Funeral Home is even more unsettling if you imagine that the kids (Dean and Chantelle) are dead. Go ahead. Imagine it. via
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Good Morning, Questionable Sex Appeal
Let’s start out with the G-rated of the two hot/not topics buzzing around the internets this morning. First there’s the debate on Jennifer Aniston’s new hairdo: Mmhmm. Okay, now for something a little more attention grabbing and NSFW-ish, and… what the hell is that little kid doing in this video of Lady Gaga posing and […]
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Good Afternoon, Escalator News!
A metro subway escalator in Washington, DC caves in this morning. From WMAL: Two or three people fell into the three-foot hole created at the bottom of an escalator that was moving upwards after the steps caved in. No injuries were reported. A sports fan is suing after a killer escalator at Giants Stadium suddenly […]
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Why Are We Afraid of Zombies?
There’s a cool piece on the Psychology Today blog that answers the eternal question: Why we are afraid of zombies? MD Stephen Schlozman says that it centers around pattern recognition and how humans use this process. A two-year-old can tell you a dog is a dog because it looks like a dog, even if she […]
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Seen Today in PDX: PANIC!!!
Okay folks… now, there’s no need to necessarily PANIC or anything… but… PANIC!!! PANIC!!! PANIC!!!
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Killer Robot of Tomorrow Powered by Princess the Hamster
In preparation for tonight’s nightmare, here is a prototype of a walking robot that will one day enslave the whole of humanity—BUT WAIT! There is a bright side: it’s powered by “Princess the Hamster”!What you will learn from the following video:1) Singing children should never be allowed in the laboratory.2) This invention is simultaneously adorable, […]
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Four Days Worth of Crashes… And a Transportation Safety Summit.
Friday Morning: A 24-year-old biking on Highway 30 is struck by a driver who flees the scene. The victim suffered a collapsed lung, broken foot, and a concussion. Friday Afternoon: A formerly prominent Portland lawyer is arrested after drunkenly crashing a Cadillac Escalade into parked cars in NW Portland. Later Friday Afternoon: A 20-year-old biking […]
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Tonight’s Nightmare… Today!
Some unthinking bastard puts a little girl mask on a monkey, and lets it walk around a restaurant. (WARNING: What is seen can never be unseen!) :13 GAHHHH!!!:26 Shit… SHIT!! DON’T TOUCH IT!!:35 Oh for… just… close your legs! Especially when you’re sitting next to Grandpa!1:05 “Wait. Are they… are they laughing at me? God. […]
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May I Ruin Your Lunch?
If you’re anything like me, you’re still working off those excess pounds left over from the holidays. That’s why I’m starting a semi-regular feature entitled, “May I Ruin Your Lunch?” in which I post videos whose sole intent is to temporarily put you off your soup. To start, here’s a short video from a porn […]
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Today in Counterproductive Advertising
Hey, you know what’s not helping me sleep through the night? YOUR ADVERTISEMENT. “Trouble with insomnia? Don’t worry, this Ebola-ridden Colin Farrel lemur is in your room when you close your eyes. Sometimes he climbs in your mouth while you sleep and sucks on your soul. Ssssshhhhhhhhh. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. SSssssshhhhhhhhh.”