Ke$ha’s new video for her unfortunately named song “Blow” leaked all over the interwebs today, and… who’s gonna clean it up?!? What you have here is your basic Ke$ha thoughtless club banger—though it does co-star James Van Der Beek (Dawson’s Crack) who I am not sick of yet, and unicorns getting shot by rainbow laser […]
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Five-Year-Old Goes, Girl!
Gurrrrrl, I’m not even GONNA start messin’ with NO man, unless I have some money first. You think a no-good trifling man gonna pay MY bills? Oh, HELL to the mothereffin’ NO. I’m with homegirl here, who KNOWS what she’s talkin’ ’bout and ain’t about to take no mess. Even though she’s not out of […]
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That’s Why Toddlers Shouldn’t Drink!
This trailer for the short film Las Palmas by Johannes Nyholm speaks VOLUMES on the taboo and controversial subject of “toddler drunkards.” They’re ruining everything for everybody, guys! Can’t we put them in daycare, or something?? via
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Kids Do the Vomitest Things
Let it be known that I am not a fan of throwing up. Neither am I a fan of watching people throw up. However there are times in this crazy life when all the planets align, and the perfect situation presents itself and vomiting is not only okay, it’s hilarious. This is one of those […]
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Yes, Yes, Ya’ll! It’s the Cutie-Patootie Rap!
If you’re anything like me, you’ll watch this at least six times a week for the rest of your life.
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These “Pencil Chompers” Remind Me of Something…
I don’t know… I’m stumped. This 1971 commercial for Hasbro “Pencil Chompers” reminds me of something… but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Take a look for yourself. OH! Now I remember—it reminds me of our interns! (WHAT? They love sharpening pencils!) HAVE ANOTHER PENCIL, ALBERT.
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Darth Vader Kid Unmasked
Alright, this is making the rounds on what seems like every website I visit, from Twitter to Facebook to MSNBC and CNN. Might as well post it here, too. The TODAY show interviewed from the kid from that Volkswagen “Darth Vader” commercial that aired during the Super Bowl. You know… this one: Check out the […]
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Hippies Go Home!
Seriously, if I’d known that Malaysia had these kind of rules, I would have moved there ages ago. via
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. ? Or . ?
This article in Slate looks at the most important issue of our time: Annoyance at people who insist on putting two spaces after every period. Two-spacers are everywhere, their ugly error crossing every social boundary of class, education, and taste. You’d expect, for instance, that anyone savvy enough to read Slate would know the proper […]
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Stupid, Stupid Baby: “Chicken” and “Noodle” are NOT Funny!
One might make the argument that stupid, stupid babies will laugh at anything. This is not true: they will not laugh at the words “stew” or “spaghetti”—however, this stupid, stupid baby will laugh hysterically any time the words “chicken,” “noodle,” or even more hilariously, “chicken noodle” are spoken. Hey Sinbad! I think I found your […]
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Advise Ari Westby: JTT Edition
Sounds like somebody needs to set Ari Westby straight. AND I THINK IT’S BLOGTOWN!!!IS ARI WESTBY OF STOUGHTON, WISCONSIN “RIGHT” OR “WRONG”? I can’t quit you, JTT! via