The Trash Report
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THE TRASH REPORT: Let Barbie Live, Let Mitch McConnell…you know…, and Brad Pitt Keeps Trying to Make Us Forget He Sucks
Gather ’round, Trash Pandas! It’s time for this week’s hot takes and latest gossip.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Barbie Makes the Worst People Mad, Celebrity Divorce Updates/Predictions, and Marine Apex Predator Vengeance
Time for this week’s hot gossip grind!
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THE TRASH REPORT: White Lines at the White House, Icky Actors, and Camel News You Can Camel-Use
Let’s go, Trash Pandas! It’s time to dig elbow-deep in some garbage-y gossip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: Old Lady Yells at Baseball, Supreme Court, James Cameron, and… Perms? PERMS!
Time for another EXPLOSIVE edition of the gossip column that really hates fireworks.
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THE TRASH REPORT: Bunch of White Dudes Being Stupid… but Also: It’s My Birthday!
Let’s go, trash lovers! It’s time to dig into some hot, and decidedly messy, GOSSIP.
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THE TRASH REPORT: President Toilet Stikes Again, Pop Stars in Wildfire Filters, and Just Try Canceling Garth Brooks
Hurry, hurry! Step right up and get your hot gossip!
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THE TRASH REPORT: In Honor of Short Kings. Plus: Ingenius Legal Defense Strategies, Bears in Portland, and Portland in Song
Let’s dig through a great big pile of trashy, gossipy garbage, shall we?
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THE TRASH REPORT: MTV News, the Proper Naming Conventions for Viral Animals, and Kelly Clarkson Remains an Angel
Put on those latex gloves… it’s time to dig through this week’s trashiest gossip!