Perhaps you’ve already seen the Sarah Palin bikini video from her days as a beauty pageant contestant — but that’s not talent, people! “Talent” is rocking the shit out of a totally mellow jazz number with a flute! Behold as Sarah knocks those pageant-going Alaskans on their frozen asses with her awesome fluting! (Flauting?) PLEASE […]
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Lil’ O’Reilly
It’s a scientific fact that everything is 89% more adorable when you “baby-cize” it. What’s cuter than Muppets? Muppet Babies! What’s cuter than corn? Baby corn! What’s cuter than Bill O’Reilly? Lil’ Bill O’Reilly!
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Autumn Boozy Goodness: Hello Fall!
Well, here’s to Fall. Falling down drunk, that is [zing!]. With cooling weather and two of the booziest holidays, autumn is generally a liquor soaked romp for yours truly. Granted, that’s true for most every season, but autumn is one of my absolute favorites. For one, I can hide my flabby form with bulky sweaters. […]
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Wonder Woman’s Complicated Relationship with a Gorilla
Here is a video of Wonder Woman fighting off the advances of a horny gorilla. I am posting this because a) I’m drunk, and b) it reminds me of my first date with my ex-wife. Maybe it’s the alcohol, but Wonder Woman is super hot!
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Get to Schleping!
Dear Barack Obama: Please fire your current campaign manager and hire comedian Sarah Silverman. As you will see from the video below, her idea for winning the vote of every elderly Jew in Florida is nothing short of brilliant. (Oh, but her language can be a bit NSFW-ish, so put on your headphones please.)Did I […]
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White. Christians. Dancing.
Seriously, if it weren’t for YouTube, I would no longer have any church-going experiences. But if I could be guaranteed that something as hilarious as the following video would happen every Sunday? I’d be a church-goin’ fool. Anyway, thank you Jesus, for bestowing upon the internet the following video gem in which three honky-honky Christians […]
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SFW Theater Presents: The Banana Bunker!
Hello, and welcome once again to SFW (or Safe for Work) Theater, in which we show videos that on the outset may seem completely porny, but are actually safe for work. Today we are featuring an infomercial for the “Banana Bunker” — a fiendishly clever device that is designed to “sheath” and protect your fragile […]
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How Wet Will You Get?
SEX WITH ANIMALS: For far too long it’s been reserved for adult perverts and Republicans. But now… FINALLY… kids of all ages can enjoy this creepy past time, and it’s all thanks to the amazing new toy, Love and Licks Puppies. Prepare to be disturbed, and roll it!
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How to Sound Smart at Cocktail Parties: The Sarah Palin Edition
Naturally, Blogtownies are the most politically informed people on the planet. HOWEVER! I’m sure you know someone who isn’t so savvy, and needs some help when making political small talk at cocktail parties. That’s where internet sensations Max and Gabe come in. Check out their helpful and hilarious pointers for talking politics (especially when it […]
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Dog Washing, Exotic Dancers, This Weekend
In a benefit for the Oregon Humane Society, the lovely ladies from Devils Point will be washing your car and/or dog this Saturday at 5305 SE Foster Road. What will they be wearing? Bikinis, of course. Aside from the dog/car wash, Devil’s Point is hosting a series of events. Come for the car wash, stay […]
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Last of the Summer Boozy Goodness
Don’t be sad. We had a good run. All summer romances must end. Besides, every time I smell a mojito, I will think of you and the blog love we created together. So, wipe that tear from your eye. We still have one more weekend. This being the last hurrah of summer, I’ve decided to […]