The LA Times got a hold of Blogtown’s favorite chew toy this morning, with a writeup of last night’s UCLA panel “Look at This F*ing Panel: A Sociological Investigation of the Hipster,” moderated by Christian Lorentzen and featuring Vice Magazine‘s Gavin McInnes (who sounds like a personification of his magazine. That is a BURN); Tao […]
Oh, You Kids!
Posted inElection 2010
Missing (Apparently): One GOP Candidate for Governor
Denis C. Theriault Bet you didn’t know the Mercury has its own very special wishing tree. A little while ago, some enterprising “good person” turned a normal, humdrum tree outside the Mercury‘s front door into a magical, cloth-and-slogan-festooned “wishing tree.” Its maker even left a box with markers and more cloth strips to write more […]
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Suri Cruise: Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Part Two in a Continuing Series)
OMG, I’m glad so many commenters hate this little bitch’s guts as much as I do. Somebody even posted this link yesterday, stating that Mama Katie lets her bitch-ass daughter pick out her own clothes. HELLO, STUPID MOM! Hi, I’m Suri, I decided to put on this super cute party dress and walk around New […]
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Suri Cruise: Who Does This Bitch Think She IS???
This f***ing BABY is so f***ing annoying. Hey Suri Cruise! Stop waving at me in pictures and trying to dress better than me—you’re a BABY. Babies aren’t allowed to wear heels!!! Hi, my name’s Suri and my Mom is friends with Victoria Beckham. She’s totally my style icon right now. “Suri, stop being such a […]
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Three Reasons Not to Be a Kid
Kids have never had it so hard. If you’re a kid in 2010, your life sucks, and here’s why: 1.Your girlfriend’s dad is scary as hell A 15-year-old San Jose kid was ultra-cock-blocked last month, when he was handcuffed and intimidated by a police officer for sleeping with the officer’s 14-year-old step-daughter. The policeman told […]
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Fuck with Elmo? Elmo Fucks with YOU.
What happens when a guy who dresses up like Elmo for kids parties goes off the grid? He gets ATTACKED by a customer in a guitar store, and is forced to open up a can of ELMO WHUP-ASS. Please watch the following heeeeee-larious news report, which aptly demonstrates that when all you Elmo haters fuck […]
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Portland Organic Wrestling Reunion Show
One of Satyricon’s 13 farewell shows is a POW reunion show, Oct 20. If you’re not familiar, please enjoy this news report from 2002: (h/t Terry)
Posted inFashion
Madonna’s 13-Year-Old Daughter’s Blog is Awesome
Lourdes, who wisely opts to go by “Lola” is now 13 going on 14, and blogging in support of her ’80s fashion line, Material Girl. The title of the blog is “Lola’s Summer Livin’” and her last post (she managed to squeeze out four altogether) was in August, so she sadly may be off the […]
Posted inHorrors
Here’s That Kid You Wanted!
I know a lot of you guys are concerned about your diminishing sperm counts and you gals are worried about your barren vaginas. BUT DON’T FRET! Japan is always coming up with new, interesting ways of satisfying basic human needs—especially when it comes to robotics! Check out this animatronic child that could be yours if […]
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Today in Pedantry: Missed Aches
This video about spellchecking—from local animator Joanna Priestley—is adorable. But the joke at the end makes me uncomfortable about the fact that all of my pants have red pen stains on them 🙁 Via my favorite Twitterer. (Sorry Frank.)
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Pop Culture Sensations Neurologically Assaulting Fans
Hannah Montana causes seizures, and Twilight physically alters teen brains. It’s science, and you can’t argue with science. Anyway, it’s true. A 12-year-old Florida girl has been diagnosed with a mysterious form of epilepsy triggered by Hannah Montana’s music. I’m just glad to know I’m not alone. It reminds me of when I woke up […]