So says Julie Zhou, a design manager at Facebook, in her New York Times op-ed on how to defeat trolls: Trolling, defined as the act of posting inflammatory, derogatory or provocative messages in public forums, is a problem as old as the Internet itself, although its roots go much farther back. Even in the fourth […]
Oh, You Kids!
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Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Ugly Kids Edition)
This little gem of a magazine cover came out today. What’s weird is that I was just talking with my roommate about how hot Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom’s (Kerbloom—trademarking that shit!) baby is going to be. Which then led to how peculiar little Shiloh is turning out. Since she’s the spawn of Brangelina, I […]
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An Assertive Moment for Metal
Reaffirming the true spirit of heavy metal music, this week, Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett drop-kicked a toddler. Via TheInternetToday.net Physics. Actually, it looks like he was wandering around looking to “Seek and Destroy” some balloons at this concert in Sydney, and he accidentally kicked one balloon that was unknowingly blocked on its opposite side by […]
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And Now… An Extended Scene from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
A lot of you nerds are creaming your jeans over the upcoming Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1. That’s why I’m pleased to copy the embed code of this extended scene from the movie, and paste it into this blog post. And though I’ve poop-talked this series a lot in the past, after […]
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I ALSO Hate This Little Girl
She’s baaaaccckkkk. Remember how much Marjorie hated this little girl? The world’s most annoying little fashionista did this horrible interview the other day, and I want to stab her in her eyeballs. “Every little girl should have a dress, like… then I don’t think they need pants”—genius! Is this girl one of the New Jersey […]
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College Prof Bans Enthusiastic Yawning from the Universe!
In the following video, a Cornell professor gets a LOT OF UPSET when a student yawns too loudly following his terrible joke. Some unasked for advice to Cornell professor: 1) Don’t threaten to make everyone sit there until the perpetrator confesses when you can’t possibly follow up on the threat. 2) Don’t ask for someone […]
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Demi Lovato’s Heavy Drinking And Cocaine Use Led To Downfall?
What? No…I find this incredibly hard to believe! For those that don’t already know, 18-year-old actress/singer/songwriter/Joe Jonas ex-girlfriend Demi Lovato recently went into rehab due to some “emotional and personal issues.” But Life & Style is reporting that before she entered a treatment center, Demi Lovato had become a big fan of cocaine. A source […]
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Patrick Coleman Watch: Check Out Thrillist!
As you may have heard, former Mercury food scribe and bon vivant Patrick Alan Coleman has a sweet new gig: as editor of the Portland version of Thrillist—which just launched today! Thrillist is a site that pokes its nose around in a bunch of cities rooting out the latest in entertainment, restaurants, music, fashion, etc. […]
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A Too-Late Submission for HUMP!
Just as a reminder HUMP! 2010 is this weekend (though you’re probably poop out of luck if you think you can get a ticket at this point). For those who will be missing this weekend’s hilarious and sexy shenanigans, here is a short film that would never be allowed into HUMP! (as it features kids […]
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Who Does This Bitch Think She IS???
Well everyone; it’s catching on. Turns out I’m not the only one that’s super aggro over this little brat getting whatever she wants. Insiders are reporting Suri Cruise is making out of control demands on the L.A set of her momma’s new comedy, Jack and Jill. Now this from the National Enquirer. Observers working on […]
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Dick’s House is the New Disney World
In this classic vid, a mom surprises her kids by letting them know they’re going to DISNEY WORLD, BAY-BEE! Their reaction is somewhat less than enthusiastic. (Unfortunately, this mom doesn’t understand that “Dick’s House” is way cooler than Disney World could ever be.)Sidebar: I’d be tempted to stab the faces off these kids, but then […]
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Video: Exclusive: ‘Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son’ Trailer UPDATE: So apparently that trailer isn’t working anymore. (OH NO BIG MOMMA’S SO FAT SHE BROKE THE INTERNET.) Here’s the next best thing I could find: A video of a lonely child rambling semi-incoherently about how excited he is for Big Momma’s House: Like Father Like […]