Here’s something I didn’t have time to write about while I was hauling ass out of last night’s Tea Party Election Night Bonanza. While I made my rounds of different groups’ tables I found the MOST AMAZING OBJECT. How could I not buy this book? The Liberal Clause: Socialism on a Sleigh is written by […]
Oh, You Kids!
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And Now a Rap About Internet Safety
It’s become increasingly apparent that you Blogtownies have no idea how to use the internet, and instead you use it as your own personal STD generator. So I would like you all to take two minutes of your time (which, I know, in internet time two minutes is like 75 years) to watch this infectious, […]
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Willow Smith on Ellen!
Internet and universal darling Willow Smith gives her first live TV performance ever on Ellen—and the result? It’s a hair-whippin’ hullabaloo! (Take some Advil before you watch this… your neck’s gonna hurt.)
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Modern Board Games Make Me Angry
Yesterday I was stranded for an hour in the Hollywood Fred Meyer’s waiting to get a prescription filled for old man medicine. Or that’s what I should have been waiting for because apparently being in a Fred Meyer’s for extended periods of time turns me into a grumpy, old misanthrope who sees every product as […]
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Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Halloween Edition Continued)
I think by now you guys should know how much I hate this little bitch. Back on the 20th, I reported that her parents—who are total dummies, btw—spent a whopping $6,000 on her slutty Halloween costume. Well, here it is. WTF??!? In Touch told me I was going to see a custom-made dress and real […]
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WTF Should You Be for Halloween?
image from Buzzfeed Still struggling to come up with a costume? Perhaps you are familiar with What the Fuck Should I Make for Dinner. Well, here’s a Halloween version of a similar tool, titled WTF Should I Be for Halloween. Tons of ideas! Get going. (Warning: all of the costume ideas seem to be “sexy” […]
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Meet Polly: Today’s Daymare
Polly kind of looks like my Aunt Wanda after the stroke. Anyway, at least now I know what I’m dressing up as for Halloween! Thanks (?) WOW!
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Who Does This Bitch Think She IS??? (Halloween Edition)
As we all know, Suri Cruise has an affinity for Princesses. And just like last Halloween, you can once again expect to see this unoriginal little bitch in whorish princess attire. The only difference is that this year, her crazy alien loving parents spent 6,000 bucks on her god-damn Halloween costume. What… a… bitch. The […]
Posted inFashion
I Hate This Little Girl
I hate this little girl, and I can say that because she’s not a real little girl, she’s an animatronic fake little girl inserted with the personality of my hairstylist after five too many martinis (no offense, Kim. You know I love ya!): And my god girl, if you are going to wear a skirt […]
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“Whip My Hair” Video! FINALLY!!
GUYS! Here’s the video the internet has been clamoring for! It’s Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” and unsurprisingly it’s AWWWWWWESOME! (Watch it fast, though! Sony has already pulled the official version, and this one could be next!) UPDATE: That last video was scrapped by Sony (as predicted) so here’s another slightly truncated version! Watch it […]
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Japanese Kids vs. Zombie: The Most Heartwarming Battle You’ll See All Day
In this scene from an Asian practical joke show, three Japanese kids are told a zombie is going to attack their house, and they must work together or die. At first you’ll say, “Fuck YOU, Japanese TV for scaring the shit out of these kids!” And then you’ll laugh your ass off at the elaborate […]
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Halloween Costume Ideas
Found Item, which reproduces t-shirts from films, just rolled out their annual Halloween costume guide, with a handy checklist of all the items you need to pull each character off. “The point is that anyone can do this, usually with items around the house or local thrift store. (And our shirts, of course.)” says FI’s […]