Y’all remember Questionland, right? Well if you haven’t visited in a while go check out the new and improved version, now with local experts weighing in on certain categories, in addition to the standard peer/laymen responses. I’m one such expert for the Portland fashion/style questions, but enough about me, check out the other experts on […]
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Warning: Do NOT Get a Philly Butt Implant
Just in case you’re tempted to fly to Philadelphia to stay in a hotel room and get a butt implant—as I’m sure so many of you are—you might want to read this first: A 20-year-old British tourist died early Tuesday after she allegedly flew to Philadelphia to get silicone injections into her buttocks at a […]
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Did Everyone But Me Already Know that Eric Clapton Used to Be into Dope But Now He’s into Racism?
You guys never tell me anything. Clapton, 1976: I used to be into dope, now I’m into racism. It’s much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking […]
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Men of Blogtown: Please Explain The Appeal of a “Snuggle Pocket” for Your Penis Underwear
Okay so we all laughed when Andrew Christian came out with his penis-enhancing underpants, but at least we knew where he was coming from. His latest, Valentine’s Day-themed foray into men’s underwear are “snuggle pocket briefs,” which I just… I just don’t get. The official explanation doesn’t really help: “your package falls naturally into the […]
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You Provide the Context!
So tell me… WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO?? (My guess is that David Lynch is doing a remake of Twin Peaks set in Vladivostok, Russia… but I want to hear what YOU think.)
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Chegg WTF?
Have any of you seen these commercials for Chegg.com? They sell textbooks or something for supposedly lower prices. Anyway, I watch a lot of YouTube and these Chegg ads have been showing up in front of the videos lately, even though they’re more than a year old. It feels as though cartoons from the 1990s […]
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Republicans Will Let You Know When You’ve Been Raped
Blogger Nick Baumann writes about an unsettling provision in the GOP’s “No Taxpayer Funding For Abortion Act”: Rape is only really rape if it involves force. So says the new House Republican majority as it now moves to change abortion law. For years, federal laws restricting the use of government funds to pay for abortions […]
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My Boss Really, Really Wants Me to Tell You About Vanilla Ice’s Kangaroo
Before he left the office for the day (ducking out early, I should add), my esteemed boss and Mercury editor Wm. Steven Humphrey forwarded me an email, adding: This is for you, and if it is not mentioned on Blogtown, you will be killed then fired.Steve Since I would prefer to be neither of those […]
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Happy Monday! Every State is Terrible.
Humor blog Pleated Jeans dug through Census data and health rankings to determine what every state is the worst at. It looks like every one of the 50 states has some claim to shame: If you’re skeptical (Washington’s into bestiality? Really? I thought it was just that one guy.), the explanation is here.
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“Sorry for slavery. We didn’t mean to.”
it’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day in 2011 and America’s troubled (read. super racist) past is still a touuuuchy subject. Maybe not for long. Reliably weepy slash screamy slash insane v-blogger CopperCab has returned to his screaming alley to issue an apology on behalf of white people everywhere (a group that CopperCab does not affiliate […]