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Muppets with Human Eyes Are Scaring the Crap Out Of Me
After a very late night of Baby Ketten Karaoke and ill advised tequila shots I feel like shit on a cracker. Is that a term? Well, it is now. My point is, it is impossible to explain how awful I feel with words. Thank goodness there is this tumblr to paint you a picture of […]
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: “Christine O’Donnell Isn’t Me”
We’re getting close to the finish line in our roundup of “The Fuckiest Things of 2010″—and who could forget Christine O’Donnell? Probably everybody, since her humiliating defeat in November sent her scurrying back to her witch’s coven. But for awhile there, she was all ANYBODY could talk about. Cuter than Sarah Palin, witchier than Sarah […]
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: “Two-Face—the Two-Faced Kitten”
Our countdown of the fuckiest things in 2010 continues, and—Jesus Christ, this is fucked. As you know, 2010 was the zenith of the “cat craze culture” on the internet, which made it almost impossible for us to ignore your continued annoying cries of “MORE CAT POSTS!!” However, when I posted the following video back in […]
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: “Cop Kicked from Coffee Shop”
Every day until the end of the year, I’m remembering the fuckiest things I blogged about during 2010. Today we look at a fairly embarrassing little episode which everyone in Portland was only too happy to forget. Vegan restaurant/coffee shop Red & Black Cafe kicked Portland police officer James Crooker out of their place because […]
Say What You Will About Those Nazis… They Loved Their Jello
For those too young or disinterested to remember, Hogan’s Heroes was a 1960s sitcom set in a Nazi concentration camp. (Laughing yet?) The show was wildly popular… popular enough to warrant some product placement, don’t you think? Check out this extendo commercial from back in the day starring the Hogan’s Heroes cast, Jello brand gelatin, […]
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: “The Surra De Bunda”
Our countdown of 2010’s most fucky of fuckiest things continues, and today we look back at a dance craze that for one reason or another, never actually made it to “craze” status. Why? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?? As a matter of fact, it’s incredible to me that the amazing “Surra De Bunda” didn’t become 2010’s […]
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: ICP’s “Miracles”
Merry Christmas, everybody! And to celebrate the most miraculous day of the year, we’re devoting today’s edition of the “Fuckiest Things of 2010” countdown to Insane Clown Posse’s breakout hit, “Miracles.” When this was released back on April 6, 2010, that was the day we realized exactly what the “world” and “life” was actually about, […]
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: “Making Love to a Unicorn”
Counting down the absolute fuckiest things I blogged about in 2010, and here’s a favorite! This dude makes sweet (oh, so sweet) love to a stuffed unicorn as Michael Jackson’s “You are Not Alone” plays in the background. Goddamn it… why do stuffed unicorns get all the luck? (NSFW—not for nudity, but for ass-clenching awkwardness!)
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: “Pants on the Ground”
Our pop culture survey of 2010 continues! While American Idol SAYS they’re looking for the next big superstar, I would posit that 1) they did not discover Justin Bieber, and 2) they ignored and laughed off General Larry Platt who actually did turn out to be a superstar in early 2010—for like, I don’t know, […]
The Fuckiest Things of 2010: Scooty Girl
Today we begin our look back at 2010, featuring the fuckiest things I blogged about in the past year. Let’s start with the very disturbing “Scooty Girl.” There were a lot of arguments at the time on whether she was a weird baby, a little person, or developmentally disabled—and frankly I think we were all […]
Creepiest Workout Ever
Everyone and their mother does P90 or the more extreme version, P90x. But I recommend the even more extreme “Insanity”, you know, if you hate yourself. They’re pretty good workouts. Still, in the workout world, weird diets and exercises pop up all the time. Any kind of liquid diet, for example, or the Shake Weight. […]
