Watch this, and answer the following poll. Was that funny? While we’re on the subject… SIDE POLL!Despite the startling lack of context in this video, WHO WAS THE CAUSE OF THIS SITUATION?
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Sarah Palin Breathes…
… and it’s just as uncomfortable as everything else she does. (via The Rumpus)
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Today in WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE ZODIAC’S ALL DIFFERENT NOW?!?
Okay, first they said Pluto wasn’t a planet. Whatever, like I give a shit. But now they’re saying I’M NOT A GEMINI ANYMORE?? From the Washington Post: Star signs were created by ancient Babylonians some 2,000 years ago by tracking where the sun was in the sky each month. However, the moon’s gravitational pull has […]
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Provoking and Evoking: My Interview with Crispin Glover!
Last week I got the chance to “interview” Crispin Glover before he comes to Cinema 21 next week (click here for show details and booking)! I put “interview” in quotes because it was more like a short answer test. Glover prefers to do this kind of thing over email so he can answer the questions […]
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It’s 1/11/11: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
In possible things that could happen today, not even counting SNO-M-G! Numerologists are anticipating some type of major event, not least of which is the possibility of “a massive UFO display over the world’s principal cities.” But! “Aliens will neither land nor communicate on that date; they are aware from eons of experience with other […]
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Hilarious Tigard Signs: A Photo Essay.
I spent the morning driving around scenic Tigard looking into a story about a shady landlord and kept craning my head around to look at signs on the side of the road. Tigard! You’re hilarious! #1: This barber shop on SW Hall which specializes in “donut cuts” … a term I think they invented. The […]
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Dead Blackbirds! Dead Sardines! Dead Doves! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!!
The mysterious dead animal body count continues to rise! (Is it time to panic yet?)Four to five thousand blackbirds die and fall from the sky in Arkansas! 500 more birds fall in Louisiana! 100,000 fish mysteriously die in Arkansas, roughly 100 miles away from where those birds perished! Two million dead fish in Chesapeake Bay! […]
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Weird News Round-Up from the Weekend
Usually, the weekend is a time to turn the news off and relax whilst zoning out to football or playing video games. (Well… that’s how I do it.) However, sometimes glancing at the news can’t be helped (especially when you get lost in stumbleupon for like four hours on a Sunday). This past weekend provided […]
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It Is Not Almost Two Thousand and Eleven
It’s twenty-eleven, you guys, and Jack Stuef explains why.
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The Fuckiest Things of 2010: The “Make Things Happen!” Guy
And here we are! It’s the final installment of the fuckiest retrospective ever, “The Fuckiest Things of 2010!” And while we may be tempted to go ahead and preemptively write off 2011 as “fucky” as well—I would ask you to hold your goddamn horses, and remember the words of fucky nominee Chad Goldwasser who told […]
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This Lady Has More Mouth than My Ex-Wife
This is one of those instances where I think it’s perfectly fine to watch the following video, calmly close your laptop, fling it out the window, and declare, “I FUCKING QUIT. NOT JUST MY JOB… I’M QUITTING EVERYTHING.”
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The Fuckiest Things of 2010: “Gahh! Fucky Crab!”
In this, the penultimate episode of “The Fuckiest Things of 2010,” we explore a topic that goes WAY beyond “fucky” and into “the most horrifying thing you will ever see” territory. In the video below—which I posted back in late June—a crab slithers out of its shell. Which, okay, doesn’t sound all that terrifying… but […]