I hate this little girl, and I can say that because she’s not a real little girl, she’s an animatronic fake little girl inserted with the personality of my hairstylist after five too many martinis (no offense, Kim. You know I love ya!): And my god girl, if you are going to wear a skirt […]
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Die Antwoord’s Evil Boy
The new video from South Africa’s Die Antwoord dropped today (NSFW): So woah. Cool creature costumes (nice white-rat robe, Yo-Landi!) Although, doesn’t it seem like they use creepy underground dungeons in their videos a lot? And must Yo-Landi always be filmed in a bedroom? Oh yeah, and then there’s the whole “I’M NOT GAY MY […]
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Handjobs, I, Anonymous, Hump, and You
This is not just an I, Anonymous about a handjob: Really? You have to get a handjob on a public bench, at noon, so close to the busy sidewalk that I have to step around your feet? I’ve called the police exactly twice in my life, and the second time was calling in your sorry […]
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OMG! Monkey Bloopers!
Guys! I have no earthly idea why there isn’t a show called “Monkey Bloopers”—because if there were I’d watch the shit out of it. Here are some monkey (chimp/ape/gibbon/like I give a fuck) bloopers from the BBC’s Really Wild Show. While it may have a shocking dearth of monkey masturbation, the abundance of monkey anus […]
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A Treasure Trove of Astonishing Album Artwork
Want to know where we found this, or what the music on this album sounds like? Click on over to End Hits. End Hits: Yes. Let’s party, indeed.
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Sometimes I Fear That I Have Lost My Ability to be Shocked by Anything
But then I read things like this Hollywood Reporter story on E!’s forthcoming reality series Bridalplasty and I fear no more. I excerpt nothing. Go read the whole amazing thing here. Okay, two excerpts: brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extensive surgical procedures Viewers will witness [the groom’s] emotional and possibly shocked reaction as […]
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Oregon Now Has Twilight Themed Road Signs
Apparently these have been around SE Portland since the spring, but I spotted my first last night on Sandy:
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Japanese Vagina Slug?
You know when you see something terrifying and you have to share it with someone just so you don’t feel alone? Please share my nightmare. I guess this video has been around for 2009 but I’ve never seen it before. Does anybody have more information about this mysterious Japanese vagina slug? It seems like one […]
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Dear Portland: Some of your “Men” are Imposters!
Pink: not just for women anymore (and it’s ruining our country). According to a really dumb and poorly argued op-ed in “Philadelphia’s Family Newspaper”, lots of men in America are slowly becoming women because they wear stylish clothing and let women do what they want when they get pregnant. For a taste of the logic […]
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True Blood Ephemera: Naked People and Religious Pamphlets
How can you tell that True Blood has become a major cultural force? First, Rolling Stone, in this month’s desperate plea for relevancy, has hitched their wagon to the star that is Eric Northman’s abs. Please buy our magazine! Secondly, in a similar bid for relevancy, a Jew For Jesus handed The Mercury‘s Sarah Mirk […]
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Death and Microfilm are James Bond’s Sterious
Bully’s Comics has a great collection of excerpts from the Indian James Bond comic books. They’re almost complete gibberish. But after all, it’s not like the Bond films are paragons of narrative coherence. Still, I’d really like to know what “Super-dupers whonever-reveal themselves at theworst!” means. Check out more at Bully’s. And if you’re craving […]