The world’s most bizarre U.S. Senate candidate secures his title for another day.
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Posted inMusic
Kanye West Fun Fur Fact of the Day™
via Kanye West’s Twitter: And THAT was your “Kanye West Fun Fur Fact of the Day™!”
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Gallagher Shows Are Our Generation’s Vietnam War
One would assume the biggest hazards faced at a Gallagher performance are getting a projectile melon seed to the eye, or perhaps hearing the aging prop comic get all creepy and right wing. But now a Hillsboro woman found out the hard way that Gallagher shows can be a downright dangerous place to be. Remnants […]
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Caption the Despicable Photo!
“Hey guys! CAT FRIDAY! Wait… what’s that? It’s not Friday? Oh. I’ll put it back.” Your turn!
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A Dream About Cows
So I had this dream last night… about cows. It was so awesome I videotaped it and put it on YouTube. Here it is. Cows.
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And I Thought SantaCon Was Random…
But once again Portlanders have outdone themselves by creating an event that perpetuates our obsession (albeit our kinda annoying obsession) with being the weirdest city in the country. PDX.FM presents: THE 2010 UNICORN PUB CRAWL ?!?!?!???? Why unicorns you might ask? And what is the purpose of celebrating unicorns, you might also ask? Good fucking […]
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New Mel Gibson Rant For Your… *sigh*
I gotta be honest: yesterday I thought these Mel Gibson tapes were the funniest thing ever. Today? The shtick is feeling a little one-note. My mind has already made the adjustment from thinking of Mel Gibson as a Road Warrior, Patriot and drunken anti-Semite to thinking of Mel Gibson as a complete lunatic. I feel […]
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A Third Mel Gibson Rant For Your Amusement/Horror
The hits just keep comin’ today thanks to another terrifying Mel Gibson phone call to ex-lover and mother of his daughter, Oksana Grigorieva. This dispute, apparently about Mel’s refusal to share a babysitter with Grigorieva, features this gem: I will fire [name redacted] if she’s at your house. I will make it known and fire […]
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Mystery Yearbook Photo
Who the hell is this? Take your best guess in comments. For the answer go here.
Posted inReligion
Double Rainbow Guy: INTERVIEWED!
Fast Company magazine tracked down and interviewed the Double Rainbow Guy (aka Paul Vasquez) I have been mercilessly laughing at for the last few days, and at first, I was like, “BOOOOOOO!!!” I have exactly zero interest in learning more about the people I openly mock—because usually they turn out to be “all right” and […]
Posted inVideo Games
BP Foreshadows Its Doom – Forty Years Ago
Back in the 70’s when drilling for oil was fun and exciting and not destroying the Gulf Coast, BP released a board game called “BP Offshore Oil Strike.” The tag-line for the game promises: “The thrills of drilling, the hazards and rewards as you bring in your own…” Oh the irony. The obscure game allows […]