Yesterday we posted the AH-MAY-ZING video of a stupid fucking hippie going insane over a double-rainbow, and already the internet is fighting to see who can make the best remix. Here’s a heee-larious autotune version by the guys who bring you “Autotune the News!”
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Worst Night Ever: How to Attend an All Ages Foam Party (By Force) and Survive
This is not me. This is a girl awkwardly squatting in a cage on Club FX’s MySpace For my Worst. Night. Ever, you all voted that I should spend an evening at “Wet Wednesdays”, an 18+ foam party hosted by Club FX downtown. Why the blog world decided this should be my punishment for being […]
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The Fish that Wouldn’t Die
The following video is rated “R” for extremely disturbing content which involves two skinned, headless fish that refuse to die. (Seriously I saw the trailer for Paranormal Activity 2 last night, and this video blows it out of the water on the creepy scale. Note to Hollywood horror directors: Include these fish in every film […]
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World’s Strongest Sexy Grandpa
At the :10 second mark, you’ll say, “Okay… what the fuck.” At the :20 second mark, you’ll say, “Wait… wait. Oh my…. WHAT THE FUCK.” At the 2:15 mark you’ll say, ‘AUGGHHH!! Oh Jesus. Oh wow.” At 4:30 you’ll say, “Aww… AWWWWW!” At 5:15 you’ll scream, “AUGGHHH!!” again. And finally at 5:35 you’ll say, “Okay… […]
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Details of the American Apparel Dress Code Revealed!
Remember that flap about American Apparel‘s—reasonable, if bizarre—dress code? The whole thing‘s been leaked now, in all of its exhaustive, bewildering detail. Pretty sure most of the guidelines only exists so that management will be able to fire people for whatever bullshit they want. Like wearing more than one necklace (ohnoyoudidn’t) or wearing a hoodie. […]
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Guys I Really Hope My Pants Are OK
So I recently ordered some pants online (SO WHAT) and I was tracking the package to see when they would come in (SO WHAT), and this is the information that the UPS Tracker gave me (reads from the bottom-up, FYI): There’s a (forest) fire in my pants! Has anyone else ever seen this “Natural Disaster” […]
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Skateboarding Sean Connery To Ruin Your Morning
I can’t think of anything that insults my senses more than a fracking stupid kids’ movie with hideous computer animation. I’m pretty sure Toy Story blew me away when it first came out but I couldn’t tell you for sure. That nostalgic part of my memory becomes more rotten and hollow every time Dreamworks or […]
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Would You Like a Fanta?
Not in Japan, you wouldn’t! Seriously, Japan! STOP IT. I’m not fucking kidding… STOP IT!!!
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What’s Weird About the Al Gore Sex Case
Besides, you know, the whole thing. The Secret Service, the FBI, and the Oregon State Police all refused to take the case when approached by the alleged victim, a 54-year-old massage therapist. They passed her on to the Portland Police Bureau. Before the police got a chance to interview her, she called Detective C. M. […]
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Today in Your Most Horrible Nightmares
This video of a giant spider crab starts off creepy… because, well… it’s a giant spider crab. However, then it gets kind of charming, because the filming reminds me of a Tim Burton stop motion flick. BUT THEN? Around the :50 second mark your worst nightmare will become a reality when the giant crab sheds […]
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La Toya Jackson + Bubbles the Chimp = Holy Shiiii…
Whatever you were planning on doing tonight, DON’T FREAKING DO IT! Because tonight you will be staying home to watch what will surely be the television event of this or any other century: Michael Jackson and Bubbles: The Untold Story (Animal Planet, 10 pm). This documentary not only explores Jackson’s weirdly close relationship to his […]
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Live-Tweeting an Execution by Firing Squad
Ronnie Lee Gardner, a convicted murderer, made history at midnight last night by being the first person in 14 years to be executed by firing squad in the US. He specifically requested the form of execution, which garnered the case some last-minute national attention. Then there was a series of Twitter updates from Utah Attorney […]