One Day at a Time

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 4 Today signaled the closing arguments for what has become an obsession here at the One Day at a Time offices: the Winona Ryder Shoplifting Trial. The one truly disappointing aspect of this charade was that Winona herself never took the stand in her defense, which means we never got a close look […]

THIS WEEK: The Trial of the Century One Day at a Time does not condone shoplifting. However, we do condone Winona Ryder. Therefore the moral quandary presented in Ryder’s trial, where she has been accused of shoplifting $5,500 worth of swag from Saks, clearly qualifies these proceedings as “the Trial of the Century.” In the […]

MONDAY, OCTOBER 21 Everything exciting happened on Thursday this week, but rest assured, that will not stop us from going through the motions with what at first glance may be mistaken as an entertaining column. And while nothing can top what happened on Thursday, Monday did present the One Day offices with some pretty icky […]

This Week’s Theme: RIGHT OR WRONG? MONDAY, OCTOBER 14 Hi, kids! Boy, it sure was an exciting day for sky-gazers especially the ones who witnessed the U.S. military blow up a dummy warhead over the Pacific! Now we know a lot of you may have been frightened by the triangular missile shooting through the Portland […]

MONDAY, OCTOBER 7 This week J.LO was spotted eating an entire stack of pancakes–WITH BUTTER–at a posh L.A. eatery, and the two-year-old daughter of actor Jude Law accidentally ate some ecstasy she picked up off the floor at a party (she’s okay, and reportedly “loves her parents SO MUCH.”) However, the most entertaining news of […]

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 30 Boozy former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff came clean today in TV Guide when he publicly admitted that he was an out-of-control lush. “I once thought about writing a book called The Minibar and Me,” Hasselhoff said. “[I’d be] social drinking, having fun and damn, I’d just have a blackout.” Not only did […]

THE WEEK IN REVIEW by Ann Romano MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23 Perhaps we were out window shopping or entertaining friends from Europe at the time, but for some unfathomable reason we totally missed attending last week’s Weight Watchers Super Meeting at the Oregon Convention Center. Happily, one of our good friends from the Tribune was in […]

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 Prepare to shriek and giggle with malicious glee, because it’s time once again for another episode of our continuing Jennifer Lopez soap opera As the Booty Turns. When we last left off, the vivacious J.LO had unceremoniously dumped hubby/choreographer Cris Judd while making flirty goo-goo eyes at movie co-stars Ralph Fiennes, Ben […]

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9 For those who were planning on jabbing a pencil into their eye if they heard one more word about American Idol well, better start sharpening that Ticonderoga #2. Regardless of the solemn anniversary that’s coming in just a couple of days, America remains in the grip of Idol fever. The latest dish […]

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2 Faboo news, ladies! Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker is 100 percent committed to becoming a U.S. Senator! Well, almost. According to the Oregonian, Sarah Jessica wants to be a Democratic Senator for either California or New York. (She thinks big; we like that.) “I see it as the only […]

MONDAY, AUGUST 26 Just when you thought President Bush has wised up to the fact that everybody in the world thinks that launching a pre-emptive attack on Iraq is a really stupid idea, White House lawyers have figured out a way he can get away with it. Today in Crawford, Texas–where Bush is on vacation […]

MONDAY, AUGUST 19 Okay, so there’s the slightest possibility we’re feeling a tad guilty for coming down so hard on the hippies last week [see “Letters,” page 3]. Therefore, we’ve decided to take a more “Buddhist” view of the world, and not judge people so harshly. And that includes psychopath celebrities. According to the latest […]