One Day at a Time

MONDAY, MAY 20 After reading enough editions of One Day at a Time, one may begin to wonder, “Why would anyone ever want to be a celebrity?” And it’s true; the “celebrity” is held up to a higher moral standard than the rest of us, and the minute they falter? KER-POW! We lower the boom […]

MONDAY, MAY 13 Today we have a very special edition of One Day‘s World of Gossip that we like to call “Hollywood News of the Ewww!” That’s correct! Disgusting tidbits from the mouths and orifices of your favorite stars, starting with Winona Ryder! While it looks like our favorite lil’ alleged shoplifter may escape her […]

MONDAY, MAY 6 Confidential message to Matthew Hooker: If you’re looking to sue One Day at a Time? Get in line, pal! Long time readers of One Day may remember an item we printed awhile back about Mr. Hooker and his ahh infatuation with starlet Nicole Kidman. Seems the gentleman was under the impression that […]

MONDAY, APRIL 29 While the tragic events in the Middle East, racial unrest, and environmental destruction are all worthy topics for One Day at a Time, we all know in our heart of hearts that the best part of this column is the Hollywood Gossip. We’re sorry, but while priests sodomizing kids makes great copy, […]

MONDAY, APRIL 22 Before we begin this installment of One Day at a Time, we feel it is appropriate to issue the following warning: There will be little to no mentions of Spider-Man in this column. And that’s because we feel basing an entire issue of a newspaper around a fictional superhero–especially one as ridiculous […]

MONDAY, APRIL 15 If *NSYNC’s Justin Timberlake has been boo-hooing over his breakup with Britney Spears, his pain has been lessened via licking whipped cream off the nubile bodies of his fans. The New York Post reported today that JT and fellow *NSYNCer Lance Bass (the gay-looking one) were accosted in NYC’s Brother Jimmy’s bar […]

MONDAY, APRIL 8 Long-time One Day at a Time reader, Nancy Terrance, writes: “Dear Ann. How come you always write about Drew Barrymore, and you never write about my favorite actress in the world, Christina Ricci?” Good question, Nanc! And the answer is simple: Unlike Drew Barrymore who makes a habit of taking on loser […]

MONDAY, APRIL 1 Remember the good ol’ days when April Fool’s Day was all about good-natured pranks and gentle ribbing? Well, no longer! Ever since 9/11, jokes have become strictly verboten, and instead of using April 1 to feign crazy behavior, people have decided to cut out the middleman and just go plain crazy. For […]

MONDAY, MARCH 25 Three cheers and a tip o’ the hat to One Day Hot Tipper John Figler, who was the first of many to shed light on the mysterious story of “firemen shoving racquetballs into their butts.” As those who joined us last week no doubt recall, a good friend of a friend of […]

MONDAY, MARCH 18 It’s topsy-turvy turmoil in the land of Hollywood Gossip today! First of all, we get the stunning news that curvaceous cutie Pamela Anderson has contracted Hepatitis C–and she got it from that no-good Tommy Lee! According to E! Online, the former Baywatch hottie caught the hep by sharing a tattoo needle with […]

MONDAY, MARCH 11 Ah-HA! It’s just as we suspected: Winona Ryder is INNOCENT! Though the media has done their best to persecute the winsome star of Girl, Interrupted, as always, “The truth will out!” Video footage was released today, supposedly proving that Ms. Ryder shoplifted from Saks Fifth Avenue last December, and as it turned […]

MONDAY, MARCH 4 Today, while U.S. forces were getting their cans kicked up and down the mountains of Afghanistan, American citizens were up in arms about another style of combat: Celebrity Boxing. According to the Associated Press, “Long Island Lolita,” Amy Fisher, pulled out of a scheduled televised boxing match with banned figure skater and […]