MONDAY, FEBRUARY 25 Yay! Yay! Yay! You know it’s going to be a good week when the first email you read on Monday morning is a juicy, delicious, damn-near delectable BENICIO DEL TORO SIGHTING! This one comes to us courtesy of stunningly sassy Brenna, the cashier/ hostess at Old Wives’ Tales Restaurant on 13th and […]
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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 18 Today was not such a great day, mainly because our Xanax ran out. But instead of pulling a Noelle Bush and calling in a fake prescription, One Day decided to cure our depression the old-fashioned way: with self-help books. And while most of the pop-psychology books we found on the internet were […]
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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 11 Oh, sure! President Bush is all up in arms about the so-called “axis of evil” but what about the “triple-axel of evil”? Figure skating fans around the world stomped their foot in a collective huff today, when obviously corrupt judges awarded Russians the gold medal, instead of the far superior Canadians in […]
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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 4 Hats off to One Day Hot Tipper Shawna who pointed us in the direction of what is perhaps the most shocking and hilarious NPR interview ever. Terry Gross, one of the monotonous interviewers on “Fresh Air,” had her hands full today when special guest Gene Simmons of KISS paid a visit and, […]
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MONDAY, JANUARY 28 After a virtual famine of sightings involving our hunky visiting celeb Benicio del Toro, he’s finally decided to poke his head out of that adorable shell. One Day Hot Tipper Amanda got some actual face time with the delectable del Toro, and here’s her story! “My boy-toy and I were out for […]
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MONDAY, JANUARY 21 We interrupt this column for a special One Day at a Time NewsBreak! According to the Associated Press, the Chiquita Processed Food Company of Payette, Idaho is recalling 6,200 cans of soup that have been mislabeled as cans of beans. Consumers are asked to stay alert for the 15.5-ounce cans of “S&W […]
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MONDAY, JANUARY 14 Oh, sure! It’s all fun and games until the President chokes on a pretzel. Monsignor Bush was back in business today, after a close call in which a pretzel evaded White House security, lodged itself in the President’s throat, and threw him down on a coffee table. However, according to the “official” […]
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MONDAY, JANUARY 7 Ever heard of that phrase, “art imitating life”? Well, One Day has no problem with that. In fact, we would like it if “art imitated life” more often. The problem comes around when “NEWS imitates life,” because when it does, one knows the poo is about to hit the fan. Example: Ex-hubby […]
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MONDAY, DECEMBER 31 You know, all we wanted on the final day of 2001 was to receive some good news but no such luck! Remember how we reported last week that actress/ho Heather Graham had been spotted canoodling with our adopted hometown hottie Benicio del Toro? And remember how we were all really mad about […]
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MONDAY, DECEMBER 24 If there’s one thing sure to warm the cockles of our hearts this Christmas season, it’s seeing anyone involved with PBS going to jail. According to a report from Reuters, Russell Pritchard, an antiques dealer and appraiser for the PBS series, Antiques Roadshow, has pleaded guilty to swindling at least 20 families […]
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2001: The Year that Almost Was! Remember how at the first of the year, we were all complaining about how boring our lives were? Well, the moral of 2001 is “Be careful what you wish for!” Let us now travel backwards in time and reflect on the top eight One Day at a Time stories […]
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MONDAY, DECEMBER 3 Today was like Christmas morning for the geeks after inventor Dean Kamen finally announced the ultra-secret “life-altering invention” he has been diligently working on for the past year. According to Bob Metcalf, a computer engineer who was given a sneak peek, the invention “is more important than pantyhose and more important than […]